April 18, 2020 Vegeta Presents Goku with Lifetime Achievement Honor at Crunchyroll Awards Vegeta Presents Goku with Lifetime Achievement Honor at Crunchyroll Awards LOS ANGELES — Saiyan prince Vegeta awarded his lifelong collaborator and occasional enemy Goku with the Lifetime Achievement Award last night at the annual Crunchyroll…
December 24, 2019 Olympic Committee to Include 200m Naruto Run at 2020 Games Olympic Committee to Include 200m Naruto Run at 2020 Games LAUSANNE, Switzerland — The International Olympic Committee announced this morning that the Executive Board had officially approved the 200m Naruto run, a surprise addition to…
November 7, 2019 Legal Loophole: China’s Gaming Ban Doesn’t Count If You Hide Under the Covers and Play Under Your Pillow Legal Loophole: China’s Gaming Ban Doesn’t Count If You Hide Under the Covers and Play Under Your Pillow BEIJING — A clause found in a recent bill passed by the Chinese government claims that, despite initial claims, gamers under 18 may still play…
September 20, 2019 Opinion: Shit, My Computer is Restarti Opinion: Shit, My Computer is Restarti Fuck. Okay, I think I got it working again. This stupid computer keeps restarting. Ugh. Anyways, I wanted to pen a quick opinion piece about…
September 19, 2019 Study Shows Strong Correlation Between ‘Final Fantasy’ Announcements and Google Searches for How to Read Roman Numerals Study Shows Strong Correlation Between ‘Final Fantasy’ Announcements and Google Searches for How to Read Roman Numerals BRONX, N.Y. — A troubling study by statisticians at Fordham University has proven a nearly one-to-one correlation between announcements for new games in the Final…
July 30, 2019 Meet Gary, the First Ever Person to Pay for Photoshop Meet Gary, the First Ever Person to Pay for Photoshop We all love the Adobe Creative Suite and we’re thankful it exists online for free if you, uh, know how. But is there anyone on…
April 6, 2019 Kaplan Test Prep Releases Marvel Flashcard Set to Review Before Avengers: Endgame Kaplan Test Prep Releases Marvel Flashcard Set to Review Before Avengers: Endgame FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — In preparation for Avengers: Endgame, SAT prep company Kaplan has released a line of Marvel-specific flashcards for viewers to thoroughly study…
March 26, 2019 Rescue Team Gives Up Search for Comic Book Store Employee After Devastating Funko Pop Avalanche Rescue Team Gives Up Search for Comic Book Store Employee After Devastating Funko Pop Avalanche BOSTON — Local comic book store employee Ellie Schneider was not discovered by the dispatch squad sent to retrieve her from a fatal in-store Funko…
February 7, 2019 Dead Aunt Still Sends Candy Crush Requests Dead Aunt Still Sends Candy Crush Requests ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Despite having passed away months ago, local woman Allie Larkin’s aunt Sandra Kelly is reportedly still sending Larkin regular requests to…
