June 7, 2020 It’s Time for the First Ever Pacifist Run of America It’s Time for the First Ever Pacifist Run of America America is the Dark Souls of countries. We live in a brutally challenging world that punishes people for the smallest mistakes — and sometimes without…
September 14, 2019 Opinion: We Must Make S the First and Most Powerful Letter in the Alphabet Opinion: We Must Make S the First and Most Powerful Letter in the Alphabet We all know the expression, “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.” Well if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d…
July 28, 2019 You Cannot Have a Sex Scandal If You Have Never Had Sex You Cannot Have a Sex Scandal If You Have Never Had Sex My fellow Americans: First, let me thank you for the overwhelming support I have received just a month into my presidential campaign. At this rate,…
July 16, 2019 Opinion: All Twitch Streamers Deserve a Minimum Viewership Opinion: All Twitch Streamers Deserve a Minimum Viewership Much has been made of economic inequality during this election. While I agree that it’s a major problem, there is a form of inequality my…
