Aaron Weerasinghe

Aaron Weerasinghe

Wrong Game Show Host DiesWrong Game Show Host Dies

Wrong Game Show Host Dies

LOS ANGELES — A heartbroken nation looked on with remorse this afternoon as reports tragically confirmed that the wrong game…

5 years ago
The Diversity in ‘Hades’ Is Unrealistic Because There Should Be More White People in HellThe Diversity in ‘Hades’ Is Unrealistic Because There Should Be More White People in Hell

The Diversity in ‘Hades’ Is Unrealistic Because There Should Be More White People in Hell

I love Hades as much as everyone else seems to, but I have to admit that the diversity in the…

5 years ago
Local Police Forced to Stop Supernatural Evil Plaguing Town After Neighborhood Kids FailLocal Police Forced to Stop Supernatural Evil Plaguing Town After Neighborhood Kids Fail

Local Police Forced to Stop Supernatural Evil Plaguing Town After Neighborhood Kids Fail

PAXTON, Mass. — The failure of a precocious gang of tween misfits to vanquish a cosmic evil known as Hy’groth…

5 years ago
Artist Not Accepting Furry Commissions Must Be Absolutely LoadedArtist Not Accepting Furry Commissions Must Be Absolutely Loaded

Artist Not Accepting Furry Commissions Must Be Absolutely Loaded

LOS ANGELES — Popular online artist Gabe Sell announced he is accepting commissions but specified he will not do furry…

5 years ago
NBC Pulls 143 Episodes of Show for Glorifying White Supremacist Gang ActivityNBC Pulls 143 Episodes of Show for Glorifying White Supremacist Gang Activity

NBC Pulls 143 Episodes of Show for Glorifying White Supremacist Gang Activity

NEW YORK — Following the removal of episodes of 30 Rock, Community, and Scrubs episodes from streaming services for featuring…

5 years ago
Board Game Your Friends Never Want to Play Adapted Into Video Game Your Friends Never Want to PlayBoard Game Your Friends Never Want to Play Adapted Into Video Game Your Friends Never Want to Play

Board Game Your Friends Never Want to Play Adapted Into Video Game Your Friends Never Want to Play

KANSAS CITY — Reports are coming in that the board game you spent $60 on that your friends never want…

5 years ago
Diabetic Who Can’t Afford Insulin Feels Kind of Like Jason Statham From ‘Crank’Diabetic Who Can’t Afford Insulin Feels Kind of Like Jason Statham From ‘Crank’

Diabetic Who Can’t Afford Insulin Feels Kind of Like Jason Statham From ‘Crank’

LOS ANGELES — After finding out he can’t afford next month’s supply of insulin, local indie cartoonist Thomas Makhoul reported…

5 years ago