November 8, 2020 Wrong Game Show Host Dies Wrong Game Show Host Dies LOS ANGELES — A heartbroken nation looked on with remorse this afternoon as reports tragically confirmed that the wrong game show host had died early…
October 27, 2020 The Diversity in ‘Hades’ Is Unrealistic Because There Should Be More White People in Hell The Diversity in ‘Hades’ Is Unrealistic Because There Should Be More White People in Hell I love Hades as much as everyone else seems to, but I have to admit that the diversity in the game does kind of take…
August 29, 2020 Local Police Forced to Stop Supernatural Evil Plaguing Town After Neighborhood Kids Fail Local Police Forced to Stop Supernatural Evil Plaguing Town After Neighborhood Kids Fail PAXTON, Mass. — The failure of a precocious gang of tween misfits to vanquish a cosmic evil known as Hy’groth and their resulting slaughter has…
July 2, 2020 Artist Not Accepting Furry Commissions Must Be Absolutely Loaded Artist Not Accepting Furry Commissions Must Be Absolutely Loaded LOS ANGELES — Popular online artist Gabe Sell announced he is accepting commissions but specified he will not do furry art, leading many to speculate…
June 30, 2020 NBC Pulls 143 Episodes of Show for Glorifying White Supremacist Gang Activity NBC Pulls 143 Episodes of Show for Glorifying White Supremacist Gang Activity NEW YORK — Following the removal of episodes of 30 Rock, Community, and Scrubs episodes from streaming services for featuring characters in blackface, NBC Universal…
May 20, 2020 Board Game Your Friends Never Want to Play Adapted Into Video Game Your Friends Never Want to Play Board Game Your Friends Never Want to Play Adapted Into Video Game Your Friends Never Want to Play KANSAS CITY — Reports are coming in that the board game you spent $60 on that your friends never want to play recently launched an…
May 15, 2020 Diabetic Who Can’t Afford Insulin Feels Kind of Like Jason Statham From ‘Crank’ Diabetic Who Can’t Afford Insulin Feels Kind of Like Jason Statham From ‘Crank’ LOS ANGELES — After finding out he can’t afford next month’s supply of insulin, local indie cartoonist Thomas Makhoul reported feeling like Jason Statham’s character…
