Matt Mercer Spends 45 Minutes Describing Sandwich Smell to Waiter

LOS ANGELES — Legendary Dungeon Master and part-time Wyrmwood spokesman Matt Mercer made a splash at a local restaurant this…

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Sega Announces They Will Be Using Fan-Game Creators to Develop New Sonic Lawsuit

SAN FRANCISCO — Sega announced today that, after a down-period of creativity in its staple Sonic franchise, the company will…

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DEAL ALERT: This Dumb Grieving Mother Is Selling Her Deceased Son’s Pokémon Cards for Like Barely Anything

Oh shit Pokémon fans, we have the deal of the century for you! If you’re looking for some sick cards…

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Despondent Man Has Tried Everything to Get Friends to Try Shenmue

TOLEDO, Ohio — Hopeless Shenmue fanatic Peter Hull has reportedly tried everything in his power to get his friends to…

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Makers of Jumanji Settle $729 Billion Class Action Lawsuit

BRANTFORD, N.H. — A spokesperson for the plaintiffs in the years-long class action suit against the makers of the classic…

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Superheroes Unsure Where to Fight After City Cleans Up Scaffolding

NEW YORK — Superheroes and supervillains were left with nowhere to battle after New York City officials finally cleaned up…

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Woman Who Got Into Chess After The Queen’s Gambit Anxious About Starting Breaking Bad

SEATTLE — A woman who seems inclined to take up the activities portrayed in the programs she watches has announced…

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How Chris Pratt Prepared for Mario Role By Pretending to Be Blue Collar Guy for 10 Years

LOS ANGELES — Chris Pratt has revealed that he’s spent the last decade preparing for his upcoming role voicing Mario…

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How NFTs Will Save Video Games By Making No One Want to Play Them Anymore

As we march into 2022, it’s important to take stock of new technologies and how they can help advance the…

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