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MONTREAL — Reviews have been favorable for the paid expansions to Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla, with gamers praising the vast, colorful…

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BREAKING: Flamethrower Guy Has Thing on His Back You Can ShootBREAKING: Flamethrower Guy Has Thing on His Back You Can Shoot

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JUST OUTSIDE THE CAPITOL — Reconnaissance from the makeshift battlefield has confirmed that the guy with the huge flamethrower just…

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. — In the weeks since buying Pokémon Shining Pearl for the Nintendo Switch, local gamer Calvin Palmer has…

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First Edition Card Has Seen Some ShitFirst Edition Card Has Seen Some Shit

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SAN FRANCISCO — A rare, first edition printing of the Magic: the Gathering card Time Walk recently posted on eBay…

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Man Binging New Podcast Reaches the One After Trump Got ElectedMan Binging New Podcast Reaches the One After Trump Got Elected

Man Binging New Podcast Reaches the One After Trump Got Elected

NEW YORK — A man binge-listening to the backlog of his new favorite podcast has finally gotten to the one…

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Actor Robert Durst, Star of HBO’s The Jinx, Dead at 78Actor Robert Durst, Star of HBO’s The Jinx, Dead at 78

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NEW YORK —  Following the tragic losses of fellow actor/comedians Betty White and Bob Sagat, 78-year-old actor Robert Durst, best…

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Take-Two Decides to Acquire Zynga for $12.7 Billion Instead of Waiting 24 HoursTake-Two Decides to Acquire Zynga for $12.7 Billion Instead of Waiting 24 Hours

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NEW YORK — Take-Two Interactive made a shocking acquisition today, opting to buy mobile game company Zynga for $12.7 billion…

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If you’re familiar with my work or video game content in general, you know that I love to go to…

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Tranquil, Meditative Puzzle Game Being Real Piece of Shit TodayTranquil, Meditative Puzzle Game Being Real Piece of Shit Today

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CHICAGO — A series of slowly paced puzzle games have dangerously raised the blood pressure of local man Harry Foster,…

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