Quality-of-Life Update Uninstalls Game

AUSTIN, Texas — Finally delivering on an anticipated feature that had been promised to fans for years, Bethesda released a…

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Townspeople Don’t Have Heart to Tell Protagonist He’s the Fifth Chosen One So Far

SMALL VILLAGE JUST OUTSIDE CASTLE WALLS — Neighborhood residents have reportedly decided against telling the most recently prophesied chosen one…

3 years ago

Rising Gotham Housing Prices Force the Riddler to Terrorize Cleveland for While

CLEVELAND — Infamous criminal mastermind The Riddler announced that he was forced to take his word-play inspired capers to Cleveland,…

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Elden Ring Shelved Until You Clean Up Your Act, Little Mister

TOKYO — It has been officially announced today in a release from developer From Software that its highly anticipated title…

3 years ago

Fan Theory Suggests John Wick and Home Alone Part of Same Pigeonverse

FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. — A fan theory gaining traction on Reddit suggests that Home Alone and John Wick are part of…

3 years ago

‘The Matrix Resurrections’ Introduces Third Pill That Turns on Big Head Mode

LOS ANGELES — Audiences are split after the release of The Matrix Resurrections, which furthers the Matrix franchise with the…

3 years ago

Woman With +5 Charisma Rolls Nat 20 on Virgin Pregnancy Lie

NAZARETH — Local player character Mary reportedly rolled a natural 20 when checking an attempt at a lie to her…

3 years ago

Fake One Piece Fan Can’t Even Name 500 Episodes

NAGOYA, Japan — Members of the subreddit r/OnePiece have confirmed that local man and purported One Piece anime fan Tyler…

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Gamer Who Played Three New Games This Year Releases Top Ten List

MADISON, Wis. — A gamer who played exactly three new titles in 2021 has released his list of the top…

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