November 21, 2020 Crowdfunded Bottle Opener ‘Indestructibleâ for Some Reason Crowdfunded Bottle Opener ‘Indestructibleâ for Some Reason PALO ALTO, Calif. â Designers of the hyper-masculine bottle opener, BottleBRUTALIZER, announced on Kickstarter earlier this week that the product would be âvirtually indestructible,â citing…
November 19, 2020 Resume Updated Two Minutes Into âPhotoshop Basicsâ Tutorial Resume Updated Two Minutes Into âPhotoshop Basicsâ Tutorial OMAHA, Neb. â Local job seeker Brenna Reed updated her resume to include âproficient at Photoshopâ roughly two minutes into a 5-hour tutorial on the…
November 17, 2020 Alarming Daily Screen Time Report Doesn’t Include TV or Computer Monitor Alarming Daily Screen Time Report Doesn’t Include TV or Computer Monitor SARASOTA, Fla. â Straining his eyes while scrolling through the report to make sure he was understanding things right, distraught man and technology addict Antonio…
November 17, 2020 PlayStation 5 Owner Trying to Find Most Subtle Way to Get Old Roommate’s Netflix Password Again PlayStation 5 Owner Trying to Find Most Subtle Way to Get Old Roommate’s Netflix Password Again NEW YORK â After getting a brand new PlayStation 5, Rick Warren reconnected with his old roommate in a subtle attempt to get her Netflix…
November 16, 2020 Smart Fridge Only Approachable Member of Friendâs Family Smart Fridge Only Approachable Member of Friendâs Family DURHAM, N.C. â During a recent visit to his friendâs house, Patrick Garrett found an LG InstaView ThinQ smart fridge to be the only approachable…
November 14, 2020 Wario64 Begins Handcrafting PS5s Himself Wario64 Begins Handcrafting PS5s Himself SAN FRANCISCO â Amidst the growing need for production of more PlayStation 5âs, popular game deals purveyor Wario64 has taken matters into his own hands…
November 13, 2020 Amidst DMCA Controversy, Professional Mime Becomes Top Twitch Streamer Amidst DMCA Controversy, Professional Mime Becomes Top Twitch Streamer PARIS â Amidst thousands of DMCA takedown strikes against content creators on Twitch this month, a new streamer has risen up and become the most-followed…
November 12, 2020 CDC Warns of Contagious Brain Parasite That Convinces People Buying a Gaming Chair Is a Good Idea CDC Warns of Contagious Brain Parasite That Convinces People Buying a Gaming Chair Is a Good Idea ATLANTA â Warning that the spread of the new threat would only add further strain to the ongoing global health crisis, virologists at the CDC…
November 10, 2020 Reddit User Reports Vile, Horrifying Image for Being a Repost Reddit User Reports Vile, Horrifying Image for Being a Repost COLUMBUS, Ohio â Physically recoiling at the offensive post currently visible on his screen, longtime Reddit user Derek Lefferts flagged and reported a vile, horrifying…
