August 6, 2017 Bran Stark Looks Into Future, Spoils Game of Thrones For Himself Bran Stark Looks Into Future, Spoils Game of Thrones For Himself WINTERFELL — Noted greenseer Brandon Stark leaked the future of his family’s story to himself much to his own dismay on Saturday night. Bran Stark,…
August 4, 2017 TV Remote Batteries Called up to the Big Leagues TV Remote Batteries Called up to the Big Leagues ANAHEIM, Calif. — A promising pair of AA Bexels were promoted to work in an Xbox One controller after a successful several-month tenure powering a…
June 30, 2017 Biggest E3 Disappointment: Still No Sequel Announced for 3D Pinball Space Cadet Biggest E3 Disappointment: Still No Sequel Announced for 3D Pinball Space Cadet E3’s been over for some time now, and it’s time we face facts — there just isn’t going to be a sequel to the beloved…
June 16, 2017 The Real Life Mario: This Man is in Charge of Fixing Plumbing Issues Caused by E3 The Real Life Mario: This Man is in Charge of Fixing Plumbing Issues Caused by E3 A few days ago at E3 we spoke to Ryan Jimenez, Los Angeles Convention Center’s head custodian and favorite plumber, who is basically just like…
June 15, 2017 Remainder of Bethesda’s E3 Conference Available Next Week for $4.99 Remainder of Bethesda’s E3 Conference Available Next Week for $4.99 LOS ANGELES — Gaming giant Bethesda announced today that fans will be able to download the rest of their E3 presentation next week for a…
