November 13, 2017 I Quit My Day Job to Spend Two Years Coding My Dream Game! It Fucking Sucks, Please Help I Quit My Day Job to Spend Two Years Coding My Dream Game! It Fucking Sucks, Please Help Just two years ago, I was stuck in a 40 hour-a-week, 100K-a-year job with amazing health benefits. Sure, it was really satisfying and my…
November 8, 2017 Friend Skims HTML Tutorial After Coming Up With Idea for Largest Open World Video Game Ever Friend Skims HTML Tutorial After Coming Up With Idea for Largest Open World Video Game Ever GREAT NECK, N.Y. — Local friend Garrison Fields, 22, reportedly skimmed an online tutorial for the coding language HTML after announcing that he had conceived…
October 15, 2017 CEO of Kickstarter-Funded Indie Game Releases Progress Video of Him Surfing in Tahiti CEO of Kickstarter-Funded Indie Game Releases Progress Video of Him Surfing in Tahiti PAPE’ETE, French Polynesia — CEO and founder of indie game studio Star Knights Inc., Jack Hammel, published an update for the Kickstarter supporters of his…
October 11, 2017 BREAKING NEWS: Redditor Is Furious BREAKING NEWS: Redditor Is Furious NEW YORK — Local redditor Steven Grossinger, 21, also known as u/gorlock95, was reportedly furious across multiple online arguments today according to sources close to…
September 26, 2017 Elon Musk Unveils Supercomputer Capable of Simulating Entire Universe or Running PUBG on Medium Graphics Elon Musk Unveils Supercomputer Capable of Simulating Entire Universe or Running PUBG on Medium Graphics PALO ALTO, Calif. — SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk revealed a newly designed supercomputer capable of simulating an entire universe or running PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds…
September 24, 2017 Crazy Taxi Drivers Struggling After Rise of Crazy Uber Crazy Taxi Drivers Struggling After Rise of Crazy Uber SAN FRANCISCO — Popular rideshare app Crazy Uber is reportedly taking business away from local Crazy Taxi drivers at an astounding rate, forcing many layoffs…
September 5, 2017 Fans of Beloved Franchise Anxiously Await Loosely Related Freemium iOS Game Fans of Beloved Franchise Anxiously Await Loosely Related Freemium iOS Game SAN FRANCISCO — Fans of the long running Quest of the Sage series expressed overwhelming enthusiasm today, after publisher Thunderstone announced the game’s latest entry…
August 31, 2017 Age of Empire Villager Drafts 10-Page Memo to King Arguing Men Better Miners Age of Empire Villager Drafts 10-Page Memo to King Arguing Men Better Miners TEUTONS VILLAGE — An internal memo written by a Teutonic gold miner to his king arguing that male villagers are inherently more productive than their…
August 19, 2017 One Dead, One Missing in Game Boy Battery Compartment One Dead, One Missing in Game Boy Battery Compartment ATLANTA — Local college student Gina Morris came upon a terrible atrocity inside her Game Boy Color this morning, where an innocent AA battery was…
BREAKING NEWS: Redditor Is Furious
NEW YORK — Local redditor Steven Grossinger, 21, also known as u/gorlock95, was reportedly furious across multiple online arguments today according to sources close to…