January 4, 2018 Verizon Suspiciously Throttling Internet of Whoever Playing Against Ajit Pai in Overwatch Verizon Suspiciously Throttling Internet of Whoever Playing Against Ajit Pai in Overwatch WASHINGTON — Verizon users experienced a sudden and painful throttling of their Internet speed while playing “Overwatch”, specifically against FCC Chairman Ajit Pai. Frustrated gamers…
December 19, 2017 Keyboard Features Worn Out W, A, S, D, P, O, R, N, H, U, and B Keys Keyboard Features Worn Out W, A, S, D, P, O, R, N, H, U, and B Keys HOBOKEN, N.J. — PC gamer Grayson Cotter believes an issue with the keycaps of a top-of-the-line mechanical gaming keyboard he has posted to online marketplaces…
December 17, 2017 Woman Nostalgic About First Vibrator Woman Nostalgic About First Vibrator DENVER — With the holiday season in full swing, Samantha Loden fondly remembers her first vibrator: An N64 Controller with Rumble Pak attachment. “In 6th…
December 13, 2017 6 Years Ago I Decided to Invest in Either Bitcoin or Magic Cards and Now I’m Looking to Sell My Deck 6 Years Ago I Decided to Invest in Either Bitcoin or Magic Cards and Now I’m Looking to Sell My Deck As you have no doubt heard by now, Bitcoin prices are soaring up to $18,000, making many early adopters very, very rich. Six years ago,…
December 8, 2017 Government Acquires IMDb to Replace Online National Sex Offender Registry Government Acquires IMDb to Replace Online National Sex Offender Registry WASHINGTON — The U.S. Department of Justice announced today it would acquire the popular entertainment database IMDb.com in order to turn it into the new…
November 30, 2017 Mother Accidentally Starts Successful Twitch Channel When Attempting to Message Son on Facebook Mother Accidentally Starts Successful Twitch Channel When Attempting to Message Son on Facebook ROSELLE, Ill. — Local mother Olivia Mooney accidentally downloaded Overwatch, created a Twitch account, joined a team, launched her webcam, won multiple matches, and garnered…
November 28, 2017 Dad Says Gateway Computer Is Yours If You Ever Need It Dad Says Gateway Computer Is Yours If You Ever Need It VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — Suggesting you “could definitely put it to good use,” your dad reminded you this morning that you are “free to take”…
November 19, 2017 Team of Mother Scientists Develops Pause Button for Online Game Team of Mother Scientists Develops Pause Button for Online Game BOSTON — A team of matriarch scientists at Boston University have made a discovery that promises to shift the trajectory of modern gaming: the ability…
November 15, 2017 Man Spends $5,000 to Turn Up Whatever Anti-Aliasing Is Man Spends $5,000 to Turn Up Whatever Anti-Aliasing Is MADISON, Wis. — Local gamer Matt Sameson has reportedly spent over $5,000 for the ability to turn up whatever anti-aliasing is. Sameson accomplished this by…
