April 14, 2018 Man Anxiously Waiting for HQ Trivia to Start So He Can Type “TRUMP” in Chat Man Anxiously Waiting for HQ Trivia to Start So He Can Type “TRUMP” in Chat KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Larry Pullman, 37, is anticipating this afternoon’s HQ Trivia game in which he plans to type “TRUMP” in the group chat. Playing…
April 3, 2018 Million Redditors With Million Keyboards Accidentally Write Westworld Season 2 Million Redditors With Million Keyboards Accidentally Write Westworld Season 2 LOS ANGELES — With the season two premiere of HBO’s Westworld on the horizon, a group of one million Redditors were miraculously able to recreate…
March 25, 2018 Amazon’s Lord of the Rings Reboot to Feature Drone Delivery of One Ring Amazon’s Lord of the Rings Reboot to Feature Drone Delivery of One Ring LOS ANGELES — A drone will deliver the One Ring safely and securely to Mordor in Amazon’s upcoming Lord of the Rings series, according to…
March 22, 2018 Man Who Invested Early in Bitcoin Wishes He Had Friends to Spend The Money With Man Who Invested Early in Bitcoin Wishes He Had Friends to Spend The Money With GLEN ROCK, N.J. — After cashing in the hundreds of Bitcoin he had bought in 2008, newly minted millionaire Steven Profaci lamented the fact he…
March 15, 2018 Twitch Streamer Banned for Exposing Noobs Twitch Streamer Banned for Exposing Noobs SAN FRANCISCO — Twitch banned user FragDoll today for exposing noobs on her channel, according to lead community manager Aureylian, following new guidelines for what…
March 3, 2018 Girlfriend On Phone Quietly Drops $3,000 for Comfier Chairs in Virtual Restaurant Girlfriend On Phone Quietly Drops $3,000 for Comfier Chairs in Virtual Restaurant INDIANAPOLIS – Local girlfriend Stacey Hopkins, currently sitting on the edge of the couch while her boyfriend plays Battlefront II, has reportedly just dropped $3,000 to…
February 14, 2018 Google Chrome’s Jumping Dinosaur Once Again Most Popular Game of the Year Google Chrome’s Jumping Dinosaur Once Again Most Popular Game of the Year MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — For the third year in a row, a consortium of gaming websites have found that Google Chrome’s T-Rex Runner, a game…
February 13, 2018 Co-Worker Mysteriously Has to Poop Every Day at 3 p.m. Co-Worker Mysteriously Has to Poop Every Day at 3 p.m. NEW YORK — Employees at Reinhart Media noticed today that co-worker Steven Harrisburg mysteriously has to go to the bathroom for an extended period of…
February 2, 2018 Microsoft Discontinues Kinect Citing Privacy Concerns They Overheard Microsoft Discontinues Kinect Citing Privacy Concerns They Overheard SEATTLE — Microsoft announced it would stop selling the Kinect after hearing negative customer feedback through the device complaining about the lack of privacy, according…
