October 18, 2018 New Wiki Created to Document Expanding Reese’s Universe New Wiki Created to Document Expanding Reese’s Universe DERRY TOWNSHIP, Penn. — A group of Reese’s fans unveiled a new crowd sourced website that documents the expanding Reese’s universe during a press conference…
October 15, 2018 Weeb Orders Sixth 23andMe in Desperate Search for Marginal Japanese Heritage Weeb Orders Sixth 23andMe in Desperate Search for Marginal Japanese Heritage LOS ANGELES — Local Caucasian anime fan Martin O’Rourke ordered his sixth 23andMe in an attempt to prove that he is 100% technically a little…
October 13, 2018 Woman Buys Game Just to Understand Memes Woman Buys Game Just to Understand Memes AUSTIN, Texas — Local gamer Christine McNamara bought a full-price $60 version of popular video game Overwatch today solely to understand the constant Overwatch-related memes…
October 8, 2018 Steam’s Columbus Day Sale Just Steals All Your Games and Gives You Smallpox Steam’s Columbus Day Sale Just Steals All Your Games and Gives You Smallpox BELLEVUE, Wash. — Online gaming giant Steam announced their annual Columbus Day sale today, honoring the legacy of Christopher Columbus by deleting all of their…
October 7, 2018 PC Master Race Gamer Horrified After 23andMe Shows He’s 1/5th Console Gamer PC Master Race Gamer Horrified After 23andMe Shows He’s 1/5th Console Gamer TOLEDO, Ohio — Local gamer Clint Lowe recently discovered through the 23andMe genealogy service that he has approximately 20% console gamer ancestry, flying in the…
September 29, 2018 Inventor of USB Unintentionally Buried Upside Down Inventor of USB Unintentionally Buried Upside Down ASHLAND, Ore. — A throng of mourners were reportedly horrified yesterday when it was revealed that Ajay Bhatt, inventor of the USB port, had been…
September 25, 2018 Tragic: Guy on Message Board Could Have Saved Telltale Tragic: Guy on Message Board Could Have Saved Telltale Wow, a heartbreaking story just got a whole lot more heartbreaking. As you may know, only days ago, Telltale Games announced to unsuspecting employees that…
September 15, 2018 New ‘RPG Maker’ Update Quietly Deletes Program One Week After Install New ‘RPG Maker’ Update Quietly Deletes Program One Week After Install SANTA ANA, Calif. — The latest update to RPG Maker MV will improve the title by quietly deleting it for users a week after installation,…
September 7, 2018 Team Ninja Invents One-Handed Controller for Dead or Alive Xtreme Franchise Team Ninja Invents One-Handed Controller for Dead or Alive Xtreme Franchise TOKYO — Yosuke Hayashi, president of famed software developer Team Ninja, announced the production of a new controller specifically designed to only require one hand…
