December 20, 2018 Android User Added to Group Chat Better Be One Funny Motherfucker Android User Added to Group Chat Better Be One Funny Motherfucker REDMOND, Wash. — Samsung Galaxy S9 owner Keith Anderson was added to what was previously an iMessage group chat last night. According to close sources,…
December 19, 2018 Negative Steam Review From User With 2,000 Hours Logged Sending Mixed Signals Negative Steam Review From User With 2,000 Hours Logged Sending Mixed Signals BROCKTON, Mass. — Prospective game buyer Jordana Ritter has reported feeling conflicted about what to take away from a negative review on the Steam website…
December 17, 2018 Woman You Had Cyber Sex With in 1999 Claiming 18 Year Old Chatbot is Yours Woman You Had Cyber Sex With in 1999 Claiming 18 Year Old Chatbot is Yours CINCINNATI — 30-year-old Dylan Barker was shocked to learn he was the father of an 18-year-old chatbot, the result of unprotected cybersex with software engineer…
December 12, 2018 Goddamn ‘Let’s Play’ Has Talking Goddamn ‘Let’s Play’ Has Talking CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa — A YouTube Let’s Play video of Hollow Knight, being used for the purposes of consultation and education, was revealed to feature…
December 10, 2018 “Well I Stan Your Father,” Explains Mom After First Day of Twitter “Well I Stan Your Father,” Explains Mom After First Day of Twitter MILWAUKEE, Wisc. — Local mother and new addition to the Twitter community Eileen Sommer reportedly announced to her family today, “We stan a legend, your…
December 7, 2018 Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Somehow Manages to Buy Switch, Smash Bros, Two Pro Controllers, and Ethernet Adapter Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Somehow Manages to Buy Switch, Smash Bros, Two Pro Controllers, and Ethernet Adapter TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Pierce Roderick has reportedly gathered enough capital to purchase all of the necessary equipment for him to properly play the…
November 29, 2018 Coding Boot Camp Defends Decision to Hire Real Drill Sergeant Coding Boot Camp Defends Decision to Hire Real Drill Sergeant ANAHEIM, Calif. — Local computer programming academy CodeBlue has come under fire after hiring a retired Marine Corps drill sergeant to oversee their ten week…
November 26, 2018 WatchMojo Staff Unionize, Release List of Top 10 Worker Demands of All Time WatchMojo Staff Unionize, Release List of Top 10 Worker Demands of All Time MONTREAL, Canada — The staff of video content producer WatchMojo.com announced early this morning their decision to unionize and have released a video detailing their…
November 23, 2018 Man Dead After Trying to Bring PC Gaming to Previously Uncontacted Tribe Man Dead After Trying to Bring PC Gaming to Previously Uncontacted Tribe NORTH SENTINEL ISLAND — Ron Alan Cho, an American PC Master Race evangelist, was killed while attempting to to convert one of the world’s last…
Goddamn ‘Let’s Play’ Has Talking
CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa — A YouTube Let’s Play video of Hollow Knight, being used for the purposes of consultation and education, was revealed to feature…