October 29, 2019 G/O Executive Tells Kotaku to Stick to Nintendoes G/O Executive Tells Kotaku to Stick to Nintendoes NEW YORK — G/O Media CEO Jim Spanfeller has reportedly written a stern letter to the editorial staff at video game website Kotaku, demanding that…
October 29, 2019 Paranoid Twitch Streamer Constantly Feels Like They Aren’t Being Watched Paranoid Twitch Streamer Constantly Feels Like They Aren’t Being Watched KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local Twitch streamer Steven Foran reportedly feels experiences a near-constant paranoid feeling that he’s not being watched, according to those close to…
September 30, 2019 Stoned Driver Can’t Remember Where Tesla Parked Self Stoned Driver Can’t Remember Where Tesla Parked Self LOS ANGELES — Local man Tim Calorel was unable to locate where his Tesla had parked itself after he had consumed copious amounts of marijuana…
September 29, 2019 For Sale: Second Controller, Never Played For Sale: Second Controller, Never Played CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa — Local gamer James Milken posted a gut-wrenchingly sad Craigslist ad for his unused second controller, multiple sources distant from Milken confirmed. …
September 27, 2019 Verizon, AMC, and Long John Silver’s All Announce New Streaming Platforms Verizon, AMC, and Long John Silver’s All Announce New Streaming Platforms Several more streaming platforms will be joining a crowded field next year, as today saw announcements of upcoming services from telecommunications giant Verizon, popular television…
September 26, 2019 Subreddit Community Split on Whether Mod Died or Got Job Subreddit Community Split on Whether Mod Died or Got Job PITTSBURGH or PHOENIX — Members of the r/GreekPottery subreddit engaged in a community-wide debate this morning after moderator BookrDeLitt remained unresponsive for nearly 48 hours…
September 20, 2019 Opinion: Shit, My Computer is Restarti Opinion: Shit, My Computer is Restarti Fuck. Okay, I think I got it working again. This stupid computer keeps restarting. Ugh. Anyways, I wanted to pen a quick opinion piece about…
September 13, 2019 Modern Day Indiana Jones Narrowly Escapes Website After Accidentally Clicking Fake ‘Download’ Button Modern Day Indiana Jones Narrowly Escapes Website After Accidentally Clicking Fake ‘Download’ Button INDIANAPOLIS — Shortly after discovering the historic site which was perfectly preserved beneath 12 pages of Google search results, ROM Archaeologist GBoyy87 narrowly escaped with…
September 11, 2019 New Study by Mom Confirms Video Game Slowing Down Computer New Study by Mom Confirms Video Game Slowing Down Computer YOUR HOME — A new study, published in an all-caps text from your mother this morning, has confirmed that one of your little Nintendo games…
