March 8, 2020 Christian YouTuber Reminds Peers That Algorithm Works in Mysterious Ways Christian YouTuber Reminds Peers That Algorithm Works in Mysterious Ways RICHMOND, Va. — Christian YouTuber LEViticus has posted a controversial video reminding peers that the YouTube algorithm works in mysterious ways and that it must…
March 8, 2020 Super Smash Bros. Datamine Reveals That Coding Seems Really Complicated Super Smash Bros. Datamine Reveals That Coding Seems Really Complicated TUCSON, Ariz. — A hacker has broken Super Smash Bros. Ultimate open and apparently revealed a host of new details about the game. The most…
March 7, 2020 Guy With Idea for Video Game Goes on Shark Tank to Ask Mark Cuban If He Knows How to Code Guy With Idea for Video Game Goes on Shark Tank to Ask Mark Cuban If He Knows How to Code LOS ANGELES — Video game idea-developer Steve Harmon appeared on the newest episode of Shark Tank, not to ask for funding for a business, but…
February 12, 2020 Spy Can’t Stop Playing With Cyanide Pill Tooth Spy Can’t Stop Playing With Cyanide Pill Tooth MOSCOW — A secret agent embedded deep within the Russian military reportedly can’t stop monkeying around with the cyanide pill he keeps in his mouth…
February 12, 2020 Loser Six Year Old Can’t Even Start Profitable Toy Review Channel Loser Six Year Old Can’t Even Start Profitable Toy Review Channel SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local six-year-old and utter failure Freddy Johnson has been unable to turn a profit from his toy review YouTube channel for the…
February 7, 2020 TMZ Reporter Camps Out for Days Waiting for Popular Twitch Streamer to Leave House TMZ Reporter Camps Out for Days Waiting for Popular Twitch Streamer to Leave House BEACHWOOD, Ohio — A TMZ reporter tasked with tracking down a popular Twitch streamer has now been staked outside their home for four days, waiting…
February 3, 2020 Aspiring Terrorist Deletes Every Mean Tweet About ISIS After Applying for Job There Aspiring Terrorist Deletes Every Mean Tweet About ISIS After Applying for Job There KANSAS CITY, Miss. — Local rabble rouser and aspiring terrorist Shaun Norris reportedly deleted all of his social media posts criticizing the Islamic State of…
January 28, 2020 Gamer Beats VR Game in Less Time Than It Took to Set Up Headset Gamer Beats VR Game in Less Time Than It Took to Set Up Headset PITMAN, N.J. — Following a lengthy installation process, local gamer Zach Larose has finally beaten a game on his new VR headset, which took significantly…
January 25, 2020 Shitty Ass Video Doesn’t Have Goddamn Captions Shitty Ass Video Doesn’t Have Goddamn Captions GREENVILLE, S.C. — Social media user Katie Orkin was seen mumbling curse words under her breath and clenching her fist in frustration earlier this week…
