June 12, 2020 Gamer Furious to Discover Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality Includes 1,637 Games He Just Bought Last Week Gamer Furious to Discover Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality Includes 1,637 Games He Just Bought Last Week ST. LOUIS — Gamer Kyle Brown was upset to discover that the 1,637 titles he had recently bought from the itch.io storefront were the exact…
June 11, 2020 Exhausted Characters in Game Demo Can’t Keep Up With Quick PS5 Loading Times Exhausted Characters in Game Demo Can’t Keep Up With Quick PS5 Loading Times SAN MATEO, Calif. — Due to the impressive power of the forthcoming console’s custom SSD and 10-teraflop GPU, beloved game characters Ratchet and Clank reportedly…
June 9, 2020 Red Letter Media Accidentally Posts Four-Hour Video Lambasting ‘Black Widow’ Six Months Prior to Film’s Release Red Letter Media Accidentally Posts Four-Hour Video Lambasting ‘Black Widow’ Six Months Prior to Film’s Release MILWAUKEE, Wis. — In what is being seen as a huge gaffe, popular YouTube channel Red Letter Media accidentally uploaded its harsh critique of the…
June 1, 2020 Anonymous Hacks Into Government Database After Forgetting Own Password Anonymous Hacks Into Government Database After Forgetting Own Password UNKNOWN — The hacker collective known as Anonymous has hacked into a government database in order to retrieve the passwords to their own social media…
June 1, 2020 Tesla Releases Cheaper Model With 5 Second Advertisements Before Letting You Brake Tesla Releases Cheaper Model With 5 Second Advertisements Before Letting You Brake LOS ANGELES — At an unveiling at the Tesla Design Studio, CEO Elon Musk presented a new, cheaper base model of the electric car, less…
May 29, 2020 Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Grieving son and PC gamer Eliott Ward reportedly booked funeral arrangements for his late mother with a $199 Corsair K95 RGB PLATINUM…
May 18, 2020 Google Itching to Autofill “Death” as User Types in TV Show Character Name Google Itching to Autofill “Death” as User Types in TV Show Character Name MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — The Google algorithm was reportedly itching to autofill the word “death” as user Marianne Gibbs typed in the name of a…
May 17, 2020 Masterclass Slashes Ad Budget Down to $20 Trillion Masterclass Slashes Ad Budget Down to $20 Trillion SAN FRANCISCO — Citing the economic fallout from the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, online education platform Masterclass has announced that the company will slash its advertising…
May 14, 2020 Experts Worry Unreal Engine 5 Will Deplete the World’s Supply of Triangles Experts Worry Unreal Engine 5 Will Deplete the World’s Supply of Triangles CARY, N.C. — Epic Games revealed their upcoming Unreal Engine 5 today, a program with such staggering capability that experts are worried it will deplete…
