August 14, 2020 YouTube Critic Undergoes Plastic Surgery for Permanent Skeptical Face YouTube Critic Undergoes Plastic Surgery for Permanent Skeptical Face GOLDSBORO, N.C. — Popular gaming YouTuber Jeffception underwent plastic surgery in order to have a skeptical looking expression permanently grafted onto his face. “I was…
August 13, 2020 New California Energy Tax Makes You Pay 10 Cents to Open a New Browser Tab New California Energy Tax Makes You Pay 10 Cents to Open a New Browser Tab SACRAMENTO, Calif. — A new tax goes into effect for California residents this week that will cost them 10 cents to launch browser tabs on…
August 10, 2020 Fans Furious After Sony Confirms PS2 Will Not Be Forward Compatible With PS5 Games Fans Furious After Sony Confirms PS2 Will Not Be Forward Compatible With PS5 Games SAN MATEO, Calif. — PlayStation fans worldwide erupted in fury today, following Sony’s shock announcement that classic gaming system PlayStation 2 would not be forward…
August 10, 2020 $300 Editing Software Purchased to Make Simpsons Shitposts $300 Editing Software Purchased to Make Simpsons Shitposts NEW YORK — Aspiring comedian Archie Brewer reportedly spent upwards of $300 on high-end video editing software in a bid to become one of the…
August 9, 2020 Report Reveals U.S. Military Spent 1.5 Trillion on Outdated and Dangerous ROFLcopters Report Reveals U.S. Military Spent 1.5 Trillion on Outdated and Dangerous ROFLcopters WASHINGTON — A shocking new investigation into U.S. military spending has revealed that the Pentagon is still pouring billions of dollars into the decades-old ROFLcopter…
August 4, 2020 Gamer Builds PC That Should Be Upgradeable All the Way Through Midlife Crisis Gamer Builds PC That Should Be Upgradeable All the Way Through Midlife Crisis NEW YORK — Estimating that his components could continue providing decent performance even several years in the future when he realizes that his best years…
July 27, 2020 Ad Making Offensive Insinuation About What You Want to Do in This Game Ad Making Offensive Insinuation About What You Want to Do in This Game ATLANTA — According to several users of file downloading services and illegal streaming sites, an advertisement featuring a buxom CGI woman with the caption “You’re…
July 21, 2020 Former StarCraft 2 Pro Has Highest Microsoft Excel APM in Office Former StarCraft 2 Pro Has Highest Microsoft Excel APM in Office SAN DIEGO — Former StarCraft 2 all-star Sergio Luna reportedly has the highest actions per minute (APM) in Microsoft Excel of any of the data…
July 14, 2020 Instagram Post of Twitter Screenshot Shows TikTok Star Reacting to Vine Compilation on YouTube Instagram Post of Twitter Screenshot Shows TikTok Star Reacting to Vine Compilation on YouTube LOS ANGELES — 22-year-old TikTok star Sarah Johnston reacted to her own 2016 Vine compilation in a viral YouTube video according to an Instagram post…
