September 10, 2020 Microsoft Announces Xbox All Access Will Now Include a PS5 Microsoft Announces Xbox All Access Will Now Include a PS5 REDMOND, Wash. â Microsoft announced that the new Xbox All Access monthly subscription would include an Xbox Series X console, EA Play, Game Pass, Xbox…
September 7, 2020 Metacritic to Allow Users to Type in Exactly the Review Score They Want to See Metacritic to Allow Users to Type in Exactly the Review Score They Want to See SANTA MONICA, Calif. â As part of its latest anti-review bombing measures, review aggregator Metacritic replaced both its Metascore and User Score with a text…
September 6, 2020 Shitty Mobile Game Ad More Fun Than Shitty Mobile Game It Interrupted Shitty Mobile Game Ad More Fun Than Shitty Mobile Game It Interrupted WARRENTON, Mo. â In a revelation that made him question his instincts, local gamer Kevin Lanigan recently realized that the shitty mobile game ad he…
September 1, 2020 Gamer Disgusted to Discover They Just Watched Nick Robinson Video Gamer Disgusted to Discover They Just Watched Nick Robinson Video NEW YORK â Local gamer Jesse Cooper was reportedly horrified to discover the 15-minute YouTube video they just finished was made by disgraced former Polygon…
September 1, 2020 Heartwarming: Christian and Atheist YouTubers Used to Hate Each Other But Now Agree the White Race is Under Attack Heartwarming: Christian and Atheist YouTubers Used to Hate Each Other But Now Agree the White Race is Under Attack Most people think Christians and Atheists get along like cats and dogs! But these two YouTubers are smashing stereotypes by showing you can get along…
August 29, 2020 Massive Data Breach Reveals Unused Character Model for Niles Crane in âCheersâ Source Code Massive Data Breach Reveals Unused Character Model for Niles Crane in âCheersâ Source Code BRUNSWICK, N.J. â Fans of the classic NBC sitcom Cheers rejoiced today as a massive data breach revealed that long-gestating rumors regarding a secret character hidden within…
August 25, 2020 Apple Announces Twenty Dollar Bill That Will Cost Fifty Dollars Apple Announces Twenty Dollar Bill That Will Cost Fifty Dollars SEATTLE â Appleâs latest addition to its signature line of products was revealed today, an American twenty dollar bill whose base model will retail for…
August 23, 2020 Fortnite Season 4 Map Adds Steve Jobs’ Grave Fortnite Season 4 Map Adds Steve Jobs’ Grave CARY, N.C. â The map for Fortniteâs upcoming 4th season has been revealed, and it features wacky new locations such as Twisted Tunnel, Rainbow Park,…
August 14, 2020 Privacy Advocates Warn âShrek Yourselfâ App May Be Used To Collect Names and Faces of Americans Who Want to Look Like Shrek Privacy Advocates Warn âShrek Yourselfâ App May Be Used To Collect Names and Faces of Americans Who Want to Look Like Shrek SAN FRANCISCO â Digital rights experts warned that Americans using a hot new phone app to make themselves resemble a popular computer generated ogre may…
