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September 29, 2020 New Facebook Tab Switches to Classic Mode If Clicked, But Somebody You Don’t Know Will Die New Facebook Tab Switches to Classic Mode If Clicked, But Somebody You Don’t Know Will Die SAN FRANCISCO — Facebook has debuted a new feature that allows users to revert their profiles to Facebook Classic for 48 hours by clicking a…
September 24, 2020 Amazon’s Luna Threatens to Put Final Nail in Mom and Pop Cloud Based Gaming Services Amazon’s Luna Threatens to Put Final Nail in Mom and Pop Cloud Based Gaming Services SAND LAKE, Mich. — Amazon surprised the world today with its announcement of Luna, the cloud based gaming service expected to be the final blow…
September 24, 2020 DVD Sales of ‘American History X’ Increase 750% Amid Xbox Series X Preorders DVD Sales of ‘American History X’ Increase 750% Amid Xbox Series X Preorders SEATTLE — The controversial 1998 crime film American History X experienced a 750% increase in DVD sales this week, as thousands of customers mistook it…
September 24, 2020 Twitch Viewer Who Turned Off Stream’s Volume So He Could Do Work Now Just Watching in Silence Twitch Viewer Who Turned Off Stream’s Volume So He Could Do Work Now Just Watching in Silence NEW YORK — Local work-from-home employee Martin Rowe turned off the volume on the Twitch stream he was watching so that he could finish up…
September 19, 2020 YouTube Movie Critic Fails to Suspend Disbelief After Girlfriend Breaks Up With Him YouTube Movie Critic Fails to Suspend Disbelief After Girlfriend Breaks Up With Him NORFOLK, Va. — Local YouTube movie critic Danny Levy could not suspend his disbelief after his girlfriend, Jessica Myers, broke up with him after three…
September 18, 2020 Sony Announces Double Stuf PS5 Sony Announces Double Stuf PS5 LOS ANGELES — In a stunning addition to their lineup of PlayStation 5 consoles, Sony announced the new Double Stuf PS5 during Wednesday’s PlayStation 5…
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