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Zelda Dungeon Boss Can’t Believe He Accidentally Locked Himself Behind Giant DoorZelda Dungeon Boss Can’t Believe He Accidentally Locked Himself Behind Giant Door

Zelda Dungeon Boss Can’t Believe He Accidentally Locked Himself Behind Giant Door

FIRE TEMPLE, Hyrule — Becoming flustered after quickly realizing his mistake, the subterranean lava dragon Volvagia was in total disbelief…

6 years ago
Man Still Depressed Despite Having 15 Different Ways to Play ‘A Link To The Past’Man Still Depressed Despite Having 15 Different Ways to Play ‘A Link To The Past’

Man Still Depressed Despite Having 15 Different Ways to Play ‘A Link To The Past’

BOSTON — Local gamer Dustin Landry has been suffering from clinical depression for years, sources familiar with his medical history…

6 years ago
Couple Can’t Wait to Have Kids so They Have Someone New They Can Force to Play ‘Ocarina of Time’Couple Can’t Wait to Have Kids so They Have Someone New They Can Force to Play ‘Ocarina of Time’

Couple Can’t Wait to Have Kids so They Have Someone New They Can Force to Play ‘Ocarina of Time’

CINCINNATI — Newly expecting couple Darren Herzberg and Emily Snyder are excited for childbirth purely to gain a new person…

6 years ago
Trick or Treater Dressed as Link Mistaken for Peter Pan at Every HouseTrick or Treater Dressed as Link Mistaken for Peter Pan at Every House

Trick or Treater Dressed as Link Mistaken for Peter Pan at Every House

TOLEDO, Ohio — Clad in Link’s signature green tunic, a hand stitched hat, and prosthetic elf ears, eight-year-old Thomas McConnell…

7 years ago
Gamer Wishes Real Life Was Less Open WorldGamer Wishes Real Life Was Less Open World

Gamer Wishes Real Life Was Less Open World

OKLAHOMA CITY — Local gamer Emilie Brockview reportedly told friends that, despite loving open world gameplay in video games, she…

7 years ago
Report: Young RPG Characters Aren’t Saving Enough Potions to Last Them Through Later StagesReport: Young RPG Characters Aren’t Saving Enough Potions to Last Them Through Later Stages

Report: Young RPG Characters Aren’t Saving Enough Potions to Last Them Through Later Stages

NEW YORK — A troubling report by researchers at the NYU Game Center has found that young RPG characters aren’t…

7 years ago
Favored Derby Horse Vanishes After Adventurer Whistles Two States AwayFavored Derby Horse Vanishes After Adventurer Whistles Two States Away

Favored Derby Horse Vanishes After Adventurer Whistles Two States Away

ADAIR, Okla. — Fans at today’s 114th Kentucky Derby were reportedly confused and terrified as they watched Justify, a favorite…

7 years ago
New Black Mirror Theory Explains How Every Episode Fits into Zelda TimelineNew Black Mirror Theory Explains How Every Episode Fits into Zelda Timeline

New Black Mirror Theory Explains How Every Episode Fits into Zelda Timeline

A fan theory demonstrating how every episode of Black Mirror falls perfectly within the Zelda timeline has been developed by…

8 years ago
‘Breath of the Wild’ Player Finally Acquires Rare, Powerful Weapon to Look At and Never Use‘Breath of the Wild’ Player Finally Acquires Rare, Powerful Weapon to Look At and Never Use

‘Breath of the Wild’ Player Finally Acquires Rare, Powerful Weapon to Look At and Never Use

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Luna Dalton came across a mighty weapon guaranteed to deal massive damage to her enemies while also…

8 years ago
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