June 28, 2021 Logan Paul Announces New Branded Green Screen Logan Paul Announces New Branded Green Screen LOS ANGELES — YouTuber and internet personality Logan Paul has announced that he is selling a new branded green screen with his name repeated across…
May 15, 2021 Lawyers Struggling to Defeat YouTuber Who Wrote “No Copyright Intended” in Video Description Lawyers Struggling to Defeat YouTuber Who Wrote “No Copyright Intended” in Video Description TUCSON, Ariz. — Local YouTuber Martin Byrne has lawyers befuddled after uploading a video entitled ‘Epic Dragon Ball Z Goku Fights Vegeta [HD 1080p] [Awesome]’…
March 13, 2021 New Cartoon ‘Alpha Betas’ Explores Fictional World of Gamers Contributing to Society New Cartoon ‘Alpha Betas’ Explores Fictional World of Gamers Contributing to Society COLUMBIA, Mo. — In the tradition of groundbreaking science fiction, the upcoming YouTube show Alpha Betas poses a challenging, otherworldly question: what if gamers actually contributed…
March 12, 2021 Guy Takes Break from Playing Video Games to Watch Show About Playing Video Games Guy Takes Break from Playing Video Games to Watch Show About Playing Video Games SAN FRANCISCO — Declaring he needed a break from gaming, local man Jason McReady docked his Nintendo Switch and opened YouTube on his PlayStation 4…
December 28, 2020 Brian David Gilbert Begins Comprehensive Deep Dive Into How to Get Health Insurance Now Brian David Gilbert Begins Comprehensive Deep Dive Into How to Get Health Insurance Now NEW YORK — After leaving Polygon to work on his own projects, video producer Brian David Gilbert began one of his heavily researched deep dives,…
September 21, 2020 New Zelda Game’s Firm Place in Timeline Leaves Youtuber Unsure What to Spend Next Year of Life Obsessing Over New Zelda Game’s Firm Place in Timeline Leaves Youtuber Unsure What to Spend Next Year of Life Obsessing Over OSLO, Norway — YouTuber Konleith Narvesen is reportedly at a complete loss following the announcement that the newest Zelda game, Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity,…
September 19, 2020 YouTube Movie Critic Fails to Suspend Disbelief After Girlfriend Breaks Up With Him YouTube Movie Critic Fails to Suspend Disbelief After Girlfriend Breaks Up With Him NORFOLK, Va. — Local YouTube movie critic Danny Levy could not suspend his disbelief after his girlfriend, Jessica Myers, broke up with him after three…
September 1, 2020 Gamer Disgusted to Discover They Just Watched Nick Robinson Video Gamer Disgusted to Discover They Just Watched Nick Robinson Video NEW YORK — Local gamer Jesse Cooper was reportedly horrified to discover the 15-minute YouTube video they just finished was made by disgraced former Polygon…
August 14, 2020 YouTube Critic Undergoes Plastic Surgery for Permanent Skeptical Face YouTube Critic Undergoes Plastic Surgery for Permanent Skeptical Face GOLDSBORO, N.C. — Popular gaming YouTuber Jeffception underwent plastic surgery in order to have a skeptical looking expression permanently grafted onto his face. “I was…
