Yoshi

Yoshi Okay Living Like This

DINOSAUR LAND — The perennial member of the Mario Bros clique is reportedly still content to eat and sleep in…

3 years ago

Yoshi Game Just Little Too Obviously for Children

KETTERING, Ohio — Less than an hour into playing her new copy of Yoshi’s Crafted World, local gamer Maureen Teague…

4 years ago

Yoshi Becomes Proud Parent of Person They Just Ate

YOSHI’S ISLAND — Beloved dinosaur and Super Smash Bros. fighter Yoshi became the proud parent of Captain Falcon seconds after…

5 years ago

Every Child Needs Strong Father Figure Who Can Protect Them With Their Big, Powerful Eggs

With the family dynamic becoming more fluid in recent years, it’s important that we take a step back and accept…

6 years ago