June 10, 2021 Yoshi Okay Living Like This Yoshi Okay Living Like This DINOSAUR LAND — The perennial member of the Mario Bros clique is reportedly still content to eat and sleep in a house made of three…
May 21, 2021 Yoshi Game Just a Little Too Obviously for Children Yoshi Game Just a Little Too Obviously for Children KETTERING, Ohio — Less than an hour into playing her new copy of Yoshi’s Crafted World, local gamer Maureen Teague was disappointed to realize that…
February 15, 2020 Yoshi Becomes Proud Parent of Person They Just Ate Yoshi Becomes Proud Parent of Person They Just Ate YOSHI’S ISLAND — Beloved dinosaur and Super Smash Bros. fighter Yoshi became the proud parent of Captain Falcon seconds after consuming him, sources say, lending…
March 29, 2019 Every Child Needs a Strong Father Figure Who Can Protect Them With Their Big, Powerful Eggs Every Child Needs a Strong Father Figure Who Can Protect Them With Their Big, Powerful Eggs With the family dynamic becoming more fluid in recent years, it’s important that we take a step back and accept reality when it comes to…
