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Magneto’s Credit Cards All Fucked UpMagneto’s Credit Cards All Fucked Up

Magneto’s Credit Cards All Fucked Up

GENOSHA — Brotherhood of Mutants leader Magneto has vowed revenge on humanity for designing credit cards that are destroyed by…

4 years ago
Professor X Sends Thoughts and Prayers, Killing ThousandsProfessor X Sends Thoughts and Prayers, Killing Thousands

Professor X Sends Thoughts and Prayers, Killing Thousands

NORTH SALEM, N.Y. — 2,104 people were found dead after local professor Charles Xavier used his telepathic powers to send…

6 years ago