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Super Smash Bros.-Inspired Microsoft Fighting Game Features Two-Character RosterSuper Smash Bros.-Inspired Microsoft Fighting Game Features Two-Character Roster

Super Smash Bros.-Inspired Microsoft Fighting Game Features Two-Character Roster

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft has revealed a new fighting game inspired by Nintendo’s successful Super Smash Bros. franchise, which will…

6 years ago
Dog Chewing on Xbox Elite Controller Can Taste the $90 DifferenceDog Chewing on Xbox Elite Controller Can Taste the $90 Difference

Dog Chewing on Xbox Elite Controller Can Taste the $90 Difference

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Butters, a five-year-old male Labrador Retriever, told reporters that he could taste the $90 difference between the…

6 years ago
Next Halo to Include Son to Take Care Of and Web Slinging AbilitiesNext Halo to Include Son to Take Care Of and Web Slinging Abilities

Next Halo to Include Son to Take Care Of and Web Slinging Abilities

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft shocked the world today by announcing that Halo Infinite, the upcoming entry in their flagship franchise…

7 years ago
Microsoft Discontinues Kinect Citing Privacy Concerns They OverheardMicrosoft Discontinues Kinect Citing Privacy Concerns They Overheard

Microsoft Discontinues Kinect Citing Privacy Concerns They Overheard

SEATTLE — Microsoft announced it would stop selling the Kinect after hearing negative customer feedback through the device complaining about…

7 years ago
Man’s Gamertag Says Pretty Much All You Need to Know About HimMan’s Gamertag Says Pretty Much All You Need to Know About Him

Man’s Gamertag Says Pretty Much All You Need to Know About Him

PITTSBURGH — Sources close to local gamer Bob Polin confirmed today that the 31-year-old lacks any defining traits or pursuits…

8 years ago
Microsoft: Xbox One X is The Best Way to Never Get to Play The Last of UsMicrosoft: Xbox One X is The Best Way to Never Get to Play The Last of Us

Microsoft: Xbox One X is The Best Way to Never Get to Play The Last of Us

REDMOND, Wash. — With the Xbox One X hitting stores today, gamers nationwide are lining up to find out if…

8 years ago
Xbox Live Community Proudly Announces New SlurXbox Live Community Proudly Announces New Slur

Xbox Live Community Proudly Announces New Slur

LONG BEACH, Calif. — The Xbox Live community announced the first of seventeen planned slurs this morning, after years of…

8 years ago
TV Remote Batteries Called up to the Big LeaguesTV Remote Batteries Called up to the Big Leagues

TV Remote Batteries Called up to the Big Leagues

ANAHEIM, Calif. — A promising pair of AA Bexels were promoted to work in an Xbox One controller after a…

8 years ago
Cruel and Unusual: Prison Console for Inmates Only Has Mad Catz ControllerCruel and Unusual: Prison Console for Inmates Only Has Mad Catz Controller

Cruel and Unusual: Prison Console for Inmates Only Has Mad Catz Controller

ALLENTOWN, Penn. — Alleghany County Jail admitted today, in a shocking revelation, that the XBOX it allows prisoners to spend…

8 years ago