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Super Smash Bros.-Inspired Microsoft Fighting Game Features Two-Character Roster

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft has revealed a new fighting game inspired by Nintendo’s successful Super Smash Bros. franchise, which will…

6 years ago

Dog Chewing on Xbox Elite Controller Can Taste the $90 Difference

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Butters, a five-year-old male Labrador Retriever, told reporters that he could taste the $90 difference between the…

6 years ago

Next Halo to Include Son to Take Care Of and Web Slinging Abilities

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft shocked the world today by announcing that Halo Infinite, the upcoming entry in their flagship franchise…

6 years ago

Microsoft Discontinues Kinect Citing Privacy Concerns They Overheard

SEATTLE — Microsoft announced it would stop selling the Kinect after hearing negative customer feedback through the device complaining about…

7 years ago

Man’s Gamertag Says Pretty Much All You Need to Know About Him

PITTSBURGH — Sources close to local gamer Bob Polin confirmed today that the 31-year-old lacks any defining traits or pursuits…

7 years ago

Microsoft: Xbox One X is The Best Way to Never Get to Play The Last of Us

REDMOND, Wash. — With the Xbox One X hitting stores today, gamers nationwide are lining up to find out if…

7 years ago

Xbox Live Community Proudly Announces New Slur

LONG BEACH, Calif. — The Xbox Live community announced the first of seventeen planned slurs this morning, after years of…

7 years ago

TV Remote Batteries Called up to the Big Leagues

ANAHEIM, Calif. — A promising pair of AA Bexels were promoted to work in an Xbox One controller after a…

7 years ago

Cruel and Unusual: Prison Console for Inmates Only Has Mad Catz Controller

ALLENTOWN, Penn. — Alleghany County Jail admitted today, in a shocking revelation, that the XBOX it allows prisoners to spend…

7 years ago