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Cisco Delays Next-Gen Office Phone for 20th Consecutive YearCisco Delays Next-Gen Office Phone for 20th Consecutive Year

Cisco Delays Next-Gen Office Phone for 20th Consecutive Year

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Citing production issues due to the coronavirus pandemic, Cisco Systems has delayed the long-awaited sequel to…

5 years ago
Microsoft Introduces Donnie and Luca, the Two Guys Who’ll Be Going Around Collecting Xbox PaymentsMicrosoft Introduces Donnie and Luca, the Two Guys Who’ll Be Going Around Collecting Xbox Payments

Microsoft Introduces Donnie and Luca, the Two Guys Who’ll Be Going Around Collecting Xbox Payments

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft revealed some further details about its new payment plans for its upcoming next generation consoles, introducing…

5 years ago
DVD Sales of ‘American History X’ Increase 750% Amid Xbox Series X PreordersDVD Sales of ‘American History X’ Increase 750% Amid Xbox Series X Preorders

DVD Sales of ‘American History X’ Increase 750% Amid Xbox Series X Preorders

SEATTLE — The controversial 1998 crime film American History X experienced a 750% increase in DVD sales this week, as…

5 years ago
Halo Infinite Harkens Back to the Series’ Roots by Letting Players Collect 25 Computer Parts to Upgrade Grappling HookHalo Infinite Harkens Back to the Series’ Roots by Letting Players Collect 25 Computer Parts to Upgrade Grappling Hook

Halo Infinite Harkens Back to the Series’ Roots by Letting Players Collect 25 Computer Parts to Upgrade Grappling Hook

REDMOND, Wash. — 343 released new information about their upcoming game Halo Infinite today that shows it harkens back to…

5 years ago
Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In ItReview: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It

Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It

 Microsoft Flight Simulator is a masterpiece in realism, from the perfectly tuned flying instruments to the fact that my…

5 years ago
Game Pass Subscriber Trying His Absolute Best Not to Sound Like Microsoft ShillGame Pass Subscriber Trying His Absolute Best Not to Sound Like Microsoft Shill

Game Pass Subscriber Trying His Absolute Best Not to Sound Like Microsoft Shill

BLOOMSBURG, Pa. — Satisfied Game Pass subscriber Sergio DePalma is reportedly struggling not to sound like a total shill while…

5 years ago
Rockstar: Red Dead Redemption 2 Will Be “Even More Tedious” on Next-Gen ConsolesRockstar: Red Dead Redemption 2 Will Be “Even More Tedious” on Next-Gen Consoles

Rockstar: Red Dead Redemption 2 Will Be “Even More Tedious” on Next-Gen Consoles

NEW YORK — In anticipation of upcoming next-gen video game consoles, Rockstar Games has promised an enhanced version of Red…

5 years ago
Opinion: You’re a Fucking Moron If You Really Believe the Xbox Series X Will Be Big Enough to Hold 6 TeraflopsOpinion: You’re a Fucking Moron If You Really Believe the Xbox Series X Will Be Big Enough to Hold 6 Teraflops

Opinion: You’re Fucking Moron If You Really Believe the Xbox Series X Will Be Big Enough to Hold 6 Teraflops

Don’t let yourself get suckered by all that fancy talk Microsoft is blowing up your ass. There’s just no way…

5 years ago
Xbox Player Making Whole Performance Out of Adjusting to PS4 ControllerXbox Player Making Whole Performance Out of Adjusting to PS4 Controller

Xbox Player Making Whole Performance Out of Adjusting to PS4 Controller

ASTORIA, N.Y. — Despite a litany of other explanations for his subpar performance across several local multiplayer games, local Xbox…

6 years ago