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Todd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves IndividuallyTodd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves Individually

Todd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves Individually

LOS ANGELES — Todd Howard expressed regret that Bethesda’s E3 showcase was only about an hour long, because he would…

4 years ago
Divorced, Disheveled Bill Gates Announces Everyone Is Getting a Free XboxDivorced, Disheveled Bill Gates Announces Everyone Is Getting a Free Xbox

Divorced, Disheveled Bill Gates Announces Everyone Is Getting Free Xbox

MEDINA, Wash. — Desperately attempting to sway public opinion back into his favor after his divorce, billionaire Bill Gates announced…

4 years ago
Review: PS5 Undeniably Best Way to Play PS5 GamesReview: PS5 Undeniably Best Way to Play PS5 Games

Review: PS5 Undeniably Best Way to Play PS5 Games

The console wars are still a reality in the gaming world. Every year people rely on impartial reviewers to tell…

4 years ago
Biden Clarifies That $2,000 Check Will Be Next-Gen Upgrade in Late 2021Biden Clarifies That $2,000 Check Will Be Next-Gen Upgrade in Late 2021

Biden Clarifies That $2,000 Check Will Be Next-Gen Upgrade in Late 2021

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Responding to criticism over his planned $1,400 stimulus check, President-elect Joe Biden clarified that a full $2,000…

4 years ago
Heartwarming: This Cop and MAGA Supporter Finally Met After Years of Playing Xbox Live TogetherHeartwarming: This Cop and MAGA Supporter Finally Met After Years of Playing Xbox Live Together

Heartwarming: This Cop and MAGA Supporter Finally Met After Years of Playing Xbox Live Together

WASHINGTON — A touching tale unfolded this afternoon during the “Stop The Steal” rally as a local police officer and…

4 years ago
Size Queen Purchases PS5Size Queen Purchases PS5

Size Queen Purchases PS5

NEW YORK — Local size queen Sasha Carter reportedly purchased a PlayStation 5, the only console large enough to satisfy…

5 years ago
Gamer Sick of Two-Console SystemGamer Sick of Two-Console System

Gamer Sick of Two-Console System

WASHINGTON — Local gamer Stephen Nelson exhaustedly told friends Wednesday night that he is done with participating in the antiquated…

5 years ago
Trump Administration Remains Silent on Rumored Melania Series XTrump Administration Remains Silent on Rumored Melania Series X

Trump Administration Remains Silent on Rumored Melania Series X

WASHINGTON — Despite many pictures and sources alleging its development, the Trump administration has remained tight lipped about the heavily…

5 years ago
Cockroaches Thank Homeowner for New Luxury High-RiseCockroaches Thank Homeowner for New Luxury High-Rise

Cockroaches Thank Homeowner for New Luxury High-Rise

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — One day after setting up her new Xbox Series X, local homeowner Maya Cruz received a letter…

5 years ago