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Magneto’s Credit Cards All Fucked UpMagneto’s Credit Cards All Fucked Up

Magneto’s Credit Cards All Fucked Up

GENOSHA — Brotherhood of Mutants leader Magneto has vowed revenge on humanity for designing credit cards that are destroyed by…

4 years ago
Professor X Unsure What to Do With Mutant Whose Only Power Is Knowing When a Bob Seger Song Is Playing on Any Classic Rock Radio Station in AmericaProfessor X Unsure What to Do With Mutant Whose Only Power Is Knowing When a Bob Seger Song Is Playing on Any Classic Rock Radio Station in America

Professor X Unsure What to Do With Mutant Whose Only Power Is Knowing When Bob Seger Song Is Playing on Any Classic Rock Radio Station in America

NORTH SALEM, N.Y. — Professor Charles Xavier, headmaster at Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, is reportedly at a loss…

4 years ago
Here are the 48 Best Times to Take a Bathroom Break During ‘Dark Phoenix’Here are the 48 Best Times to Take a Bathroom Break During ‘Dark Phoenix’

Here are the 48 Best Times to Take Bathroom Break During ‘Dark Phoenix’

With a 114-minute running time and questionable buzz in advance of its release, you might be wondering whether you’ll have…

6 years ago
Bald Guy in Wheelchair Not Sure What to Be For HalloweenBald Guy in Wheelchair Not Sure What to Be For Halloween

Bald Guy in Wheelchair Not Sure What to Be For Halloween

MANCHESTER, N.H. — Grant Shelling, a bald wheelchair-bound professor at Manchester Community College, browsed a local Party City in an…

6 years ago
I Refuse to Believe This Character Made of Ice Could Be GayI Refuse to Believe This Character Made of Ice Could Be Gay

I Refuse to Believe This Character Made of Ice Could Be Gay

Right off the bat, I wanna be very clear about something: I’m the #1 Iceman fan in the world, OK?…

7 years ago