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MMORPG Player Accidentally on Day 32 of Self Quarantine

ATLANTA — Local World of Warcraft player John Fleming was on his 32nd day of self quarantining when he learned…

5 years ago

Man Replaces Ancient, Legendary Sword In Inventory With Ancienter, Legendarier Sword

SUNWELL PLATEAU, Quel'Danas — Eyewitnesses in the popular online multiplayer game “World of Warcraft” reported that local Human Paladin, Atherillon,…

6 years ago

Man Who “Dips Toe” Back Into World of Warcraft Quickly Loses Job, Friends, Apartment

SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Casual World of Warcraft fan Michael Andor reportedly told friends that he was just looking dip…

6 years ago

Blizzard Launches Restaurant With Shitty Servers

IRVINE, Calif. — Early reports coming from Blizzard Entertainment's newest venture, a newly opened downtown cafe, are indicating that the…

7 years ago

New Reality TV Show ‘Dungeon Rescue’ to See Gordon Ramsay Critiquing Failing Evil Lairs

LOS ANGELES — FOX announced today that celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay would spin off his popular Kitchen Nightmares TV series…

7 years ago

WoW Releases Limited Edition Mountain Dew IV Drip Promotion

IRVINE, Calif. — Blizzard Entertainment unveiled an unprecedented collaboration with PepsiCo this morning: a Warcraft-branded, intravenous game-fuel delivery system entitled…

7 years ago