March 22, 2020 MMORPG Player Accidentally on Day 32 of Self Quarantine MMORPG Player Accidentally on Day 32 of Self Quarantine ATLANTA — Local World of Warcraft player John Fleming was on his 32nd day of self quarantining when he learned about the COVID-19 pandemic early…
November 28, 2018 Man Replaces Ancient, Legendary Sword In Inventory With Ancienter, Legendarier Sword Man Replaces Ancient, Legendary Sword In Inventory With Ancienter, Legendarier Sword SUNWELL PLATEAU, Quel’Danas — Eyewitnesses in the popular online multiplayer game “World of Warcraft” reported that local Human Paladin, Atherillon, managed to replace his current…
August 13, 2018 Man Who “Dips Toe” Back Into World of Warcraft Quickly Loses Job, Friends, Apartment Man Who “Dips Toe” Back Into World of Warcraft Quickly Loses Job, Friends, Apartment SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Casual World of Warcraft fan Michael Andor reportedly told friends that he was just looking dip his toes back into the…
March 24, 2018 Blizzard Launches Restaurant With Shitty Servers Blizzard Launches Restaurant With Shitty Servers IRVINE, Calif. — Early reports coming from Blizzard Entertainment’s newest venture, a newly opened downtown cafe, are indicating that the service is consistently incompetent and…
November 20, 2017 New Reality TV Show ‘Dungeon Rescue’ to See Gordon Ramsay Critiquing Failing Evil Lairs New Reality TV Show ‘Dungeon Rescue’ to See Gordon Ramsay Critiquing Failing Evil Lairs LOS ANGELES — FOX announced today that celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay would spin off his popular Kitchen Nightmares TV series to address a type of…
June 23, 2017 WoW Releases Limited Edition Mountain Dew IV Drip Promotion WoW Releases Limited Edition Mountain Dew IV Drip Promotion IRVINE, Calif. — Blizzard Entertainment unveiled an unprecedented collaboration with PepsiCo this morning: a Warcraft-branded, intravenous game-fuel delivery system entitled “MTN DEW Citrus Drip.” “Following…
