April 29, 2018 60-Year-Old Secretary Technically Professional Gamer 60-Year-Old Secretary Technically Professional Gamer COLLEGE STATION, Texas — Administrative official Joan Norman recently celebrated her 30th anniversary working a position at Texas A&M University, which sources have claimed consists…
February 13, 2018 Co-Worker Mysteriously Has to Poop Every Day at 3 p.m. Co-Worker Mysteriously Has to Poop Every Day at 3 p.m. NEW YORK — Employees at Reinhart Media noticed today that co-worker Steven Harrisburg mysteriously has to go to the bathroom for an extended period of…
October 24, 2017 Man Completes Another No-Kill Playthrough of Work Week Man Completes Another No-Kill Playthrough of Work Week BEAVERTON, Ore. — Customer Service Coordinator Josh Bellamie capped off yet another no-kill playthrough of the work week today, extending his streak to an impressive…
October 9, 2017 Counter-Strike K/D Ratio Listed on Skills and Experience Section of Resume Counter-Strike K/D Ratio Listed on Skills and Experience Section of Resume LAKEVILLE, Minn. — Easton Clemens, 17, added his considerable video gaming expertise to his resume in hopes of gaining an edge in the fast-paced food…
