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Gamer Spices Up Resume With ‘Spends Hours Daily Solving Puzzles, Cooperating With Teammates, and Clearing Objectives’Gamer Spices Up Resume With ‘Spends Hours Daily Solving Puzzles, Cooperating With Teammates, and Clearing Objectives’

Gamer Spices Up Resume With ‘Spends Hours Daily Solving Puzzles, Cooperating With Teammates, and Clearing Objectives’

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local gamer Kayla Stephenson reportedly included various video game skills on a job resume in an attempt…

5 years ago
Larger Thug Feels Pressure to Take On Leadership PositionLarger Thug Feels Pressure to Take On Leadership Position

Larger Thug Feels Pressure to Take On Leadership Position

RIVER CITY— Local gangster Antonio Russo continues to work a low level thug position despite pressures from higher ranking goons…

5 years ago
Boss Catches Employee in Idle Animation for Fifth Time This WeekBoss Catches Employee in Idle Animation for Fifth Time This Week

Boss Catches Employee in Idle Animation for Fifth Time This Week

KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Employees at a local marketing agency have confirmed that IT support technician Sye Monteleone was given his…

5 years ago
Woman Worried to Find Room Full of Ammo and Health Before Performance ReviewWoman Worried to Find Room Full of Ammo and Health Before Performance Review

Woman Worried to Find Room Full of Ammo and Health Before Performance Review

LANSING, Mich. — Due to her familiarity with the visual indicators that a major boss battle was about to unfold,…

5 years ago
Co-Worker Has Audacity to Bring IT Problem to IT GuyCo-Worker Has Audacity to Bring IT Problem to IT Guy

Co-Worker Has Audacity to Bring IT Problem to IT Guy

OMAHA, Neb. — Local office worker Chris Thompson, an assistant copywriter at McDalton Consulting Co., allegedly crossed the line into…

5 years ago
Office Worker Doesn’t Notice He’s in ‘Groundhog Day’ Time Loop For Two Whole WeeksOffice Worker Doesn’t Notice He’s in ‘Groundhog Day’ Time Loop For Two Whole Weeks

Office Worker Doesn’t Notice He’s in ‘Groundhog Day’ Time Loop For Two Whole Weeks

TAMPA, Fla. — Local data entry clerk Frank Richmond, 27, was reportedly released from a Groundhog Day-esque time loop, which…

6 years ago
PepsiCo Announces New Mountain Dew Keurig Pods for Working GamersPepsiCo Announces New Mountain Dew Keurig Pods for Working Gamers

PepsiCo Announces New Mountain Dew Keurig Pods for Working Gamers

PURCHASE, N.Y. — Mountain Dew has debuted a line of K-Cups in collaboration with Keurig to appeal to the previously…

6 years ago
40-Year-Old Asthmatic IT Analyst Explains Exactly How He Would Take Down Active Shooter in the Office40-Year-Old Asthmatic IT Analyst Explains Exactly How He Would Take Down Active Shooter in the Office

40-Year-Old Asthmatic IT Analyst Explains Exactly How He Would Take Down Active Shooter in the Office

ATLANTA — Dale Clarke, a middle-aged computer tech with early onset arthritis, went into explicit detail with his coworkers about…

6 years ago
GameStop Employee Somehow Being Threatened, Patronized, and Hit On at Same TimeGameStop Employee Somehow Being Threatened, Patronized, and Hit On at Same Time

GameStop Employee Somehow Being Threatened, Patronized, and Hit On at Same Time

TEMPE, Ariz. — A female cashier at a Gamestop location recently reported being intimidated, condescended to, and flirted with by…

6 years ago