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Doomguy and Master Chief Embarrassed They Wore the Same Thing to the Office

REDMOND, Wash. — Following Microsoft’s acquisition of Bethesda, new co-workers Master Chief and Doomguy had an awkward first day at…

4 years ago

Guy Afraid to Tell Coworkers His Salary Because He’s Paid in Trident Layers Gum

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local accountant Owen Yates is reportedly afraid to reveal his salary to his coworkers because of the…

4 years ago

Cyberpunk 2077 Still Won’t Let Fans Customize How Many Hours Their Devs Work Week

WARSAW — Fans of CD Projekt Red’s upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 are upset at the level of character customization, citing that…

4 years ago

GameStop Offers $7.25 Trade-In Credit for Hour of Employee’s Life

GRAPEVINE, Texas — After careful consideration of its market value, a local GameStop location offered recently hired employee Rob Lindsey…

4 years ago

Anonymous ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Contractor Reveals Intense Crunch Culture Made Him Say “Whoa”

LOS ANGELES — An anonymous whistleblower working on Cyberpunk 2077 with CD Projekt Red has revealed a pattern of intense…

4 years ago

Game Produced Without Crunch Unless You Count the Delicious Crunch of These Sweet Chili Doritos

SEATTLE — Tire Tactics, the newly released car combat title from Spitfire Games, has been commended for being produced while…

4 years ago

Twitch Viewer Who Turned Off Stream’s Volume So He Could Do Work Now Just Watching in Silence

NEW YORK — Local work-from-home employee Martin Rowe turned off the volume on the Twitch stream he was watching so…

4 years ago

Employees Returning to Work for First Time in Months Discover Office Overrun by Weeds

TAMPA, Fla. — Employees returning to the local offices of Seabass Accounting & Tax Services this week were reportedly shocked…

4 years ago

Facebook Employee Wastes Whole Day on Facebook Again

MENLO PARK — With a wave of disappointment washing over himself for squandering another potentially productive day, an employee at…

5 years ago