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Doomguy and Master Chief Embarrassed They Wore the Same Thing to the OfficeDoomguy and Master Chief Embarrassed They Wore the Same Thing to the Office

Doomguy and Master Chief Embarrassed They Wore the Same Thing to the Office

REDMOND, Wash. — Following Microsoft’s acquisition of Bethesda, new co-workers Master Chief and Doomguy had an awkward first day at…

4 years ago
Guy Afraid to Tell Coworkers His Salary Because He’s Paid in Trident Layers GumGuy Afraid to Tell Coworkers His Salary Because He’s Paid in Trident Layers Gum

Guy Afraid to Tell Coworkers His Salary Because He’s Paid in Trident Layers Gum

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local accountant Owen Yates is reportedly afraid to reveal his salary to his coworkers because of the…

4 years ago
Cyberpunk 2077 Still Won’t Let Fans Customize How Many Hours Their Devs Work a WeekCyberpunk 2077 Still Won’t Let Fans Customize How Many Hours Their Devs Work a Week

Cyberpunk 2077 Still Won’t Let Fans Customize How Many Hours Their Devs Work Week

WARSAW — Fans of CD Projekt Red’s upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 are upset at the level of character customization, citing that…

5 years ago
GameStop Offers $7.25 Trade-In Credit for Hour of Employee’s LifeGameStop Offers $7.25 Trade-In Credit for Hour of Employee’s Life

GameStop Offers $7.25 Trade-In Credit for Hour of Employee’s Life

GRAPEVINE, Texas — After careful consideration of its market value, a local GameStop location offered recently hired employee Rob Lindsey…

5 years ago
Anonymous ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Contractor Reveals Intense Crunch Culture Made Him Say “Whoa”Anonymous ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Contractor Reveals Intense Crunch Culture Made Him Say “Whoa”

Anonymous ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Contractor Reveals Intense Crunch Culture Made Him Say “Whoa”

LOS ANGELES — An anonymous whistleblower working on Cyberpunk 2077 with CD Projekt Red has revealed a pattern of intense…

5 years ago
Game Produced Without Crunch Unless You Count the Delicious Crunch of These Sweet Chili DoritosGame Produced Without Crunch Unless You Count the Delicious Crunch of These Sweet Chili Doritos

Game Produced Without Crunch Unless You Count the Delicious Crunch of These Sweet Chili Doritos

SEATTLE — Tire Tactics, the newly released car combat title from Spitfire Games, has been commended for being produced while…

5 years ago
Twitch Viewer Who Turned Off Stream’s Volume So He Could Do Work Now Just Watching in SilenceTwitch Viewer Who Turned Off Stream’s Volume So He Could Do Work Now Just Watching in Silence

Twitch Viewer Who Turned Off Stream’s Volume So He Could Do Work Now Just Watching in Silence

NEW YORK — Local work-from-home employee Martin Rowe turned off the volume on the Twitch stream he was watching so…

5 years ago
Employees Returning to Work for First Time in Months Discover Office Overrun by WeedsEmployees Returning to Work for First Time in Months Discover Office Overrun by Weeds

Employees Returning to Work for First Time in Months Discover Office Overrun by Weeds

TAMPA, Fla. — Employees returning to the local offices of Seabass Accounting & Tax Services this week were reportedly shocked…

5 years ago
Facebook Employee Wastes Whole Day on Facebook AgainFacebook Employee Wastes Whole Day on Facebook Again

Facebook Employee Wastes Whole Day on Facebook Again

MENLO PARK — With a wave of disappointment washing over himself for squandering another potentially productive day, an employee at…

5 years ago