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CD Projekt Red Pleads With Hackers for Three More Weeks to Meet DemandsCD Projekt Red Pleads With Hackers for Three More Weeks to Meet Demands

CD Projekt Red Pleads With Hackers for Three More Weeks to Meet Demands

WARSAW — Following a data breach that reportedly involved internal documents and sensitive personal information, game developers CD Projekt Red…

4 years ago
Next Game of Thrones? My Hot Friend Bought a SwordNext Game of Thrones? My Hot Friend Bought a Sword

Next Game of Thrones? My Hot Friend Bought Sword

After the thrilling conclusion of the hit HBO show Game of Thrones left viewers decidedly enthralled and satisfied, the world…

6 years ago
Representation Win: Netflix Casts Actual Emotionless Mutant as Geralt of RiviaRepresentation Win: Netflix Casts Actual Emotionless Mutant as Geralt of Rivia

Representation Win: Netflix Casts Actual Emotionless Mutant as Geralt of Rivia

LOS ANGELES — Advocates for representation in media rejoiced today after Netflix announced that Geralt of Rivia, the famously stoic…

6 years ago
Friend Skims HTML Tutorial After Coming Up With Idea for Largest Open World Video Game EverFriend Skims HTML Tutorial After Coming Up With Idea for Largest Open World Video Game Ever

Friend Skims HTML Tutorial After Coming Up With Idea for Largest Open World Video Game Ever

GREAT NECK, N.Y. — Local friend Garrison Fields, 22, reportedly skimmed an online tutorial for the coding language HTML after…

7 years ago
Inspiring: This Mentally Impaired Blacksmith Continues to Hold Down His Job Despite Repeating Himself Every Five SecondsInspiring: This Mentally Impaired Blacksmith Continues to Hold Down His Job Despite Repeating Himself Every Five Seconds

Inspiring: This Mentally Impaired Blacksmith Continues to Hold Down His Job Despite Repeating Himself Every Five Seconds

Staring blankly into the corner of his open-air bazaar-style smithing shack, a man known only as “Smitty” to travelers and…

7 years ago