February 9, 2021 CD Projekt Red Pleads With Hackers for Three More Weeks to Meet Demands CD Projekt Red Pleads With Hackers for Three More Weeks to Meet Demands WARSAW — Following a data breach that reportedly involved internal documents and sensitive personal information, game developers CD Projekt Red have released a public statement…
July 4, 2019 Next Game of Thrones? My Hot Friend Bought a Sword Next Game of Thrones? My Hot Friend Bought a Sword After the thrilling conclusion of the hit HBO show Game of Thrones left viewers decidedly enthralled and satisfied, the world is ready to take on…
September 5, 2018 Representation Win: Netflix Casts Actual Emotionless Mutant as Geralt of Rivia Representation Win: Netflix Casts Actual Emotionless Mutant as Geralt of Rivia LOS ANGELES — Advocates for representation in media rejoiced today after Netflix announced that Geralt of Rivia, the famously stoic protagonist of the upcoming Witcher…
November 8, 2017 Friend Skims HTML Tutorial After Coming Up With Idea for Largest Open World Video Game Ever Friend Skims HTML Tutorial After Coming Up With Idea for Largest Open World Video Game Ever GREAT NECK, N.Y. — Local friend Garrison Fields, 22, reportedly skimmed an online tutorial for the coding language HTML after announcing that he had conceived…
September 27, 2017 Inspiring: This Mentally Impaired Blacksmith Continues to Hold Down His Job Despite Repeating Himself Every Five Seconds Inspiring: This Mentally Impaired Blacksmith Continues to Hold Down His Job Despite Repeating Himself Every Five Seconds Staring blankly into the corner of his open-air bazaar-style smithing shack, a man known only as “Smitty” to travelers and locals alike tends to his…
