November 6, 2020 Six-Hour Operation Finally Separates Headphone Cord From Wheel of Office Chair Six-Hour Operation Finally Separates Headphone Cord From Wheel of Office Chair CAYCE, S.C. — After over six hours of tense surgery, an emergency procedure has finally separated local gamer Andrae Webb’s headset cord from the wheel…
March 25, 2020 3DS Charger Really Making Drawer a Nightmare to Navigate 3DS Charger Really Making Drawer a Nightmare to Navigate DIMEBOX, Texas — As she attempted to locate another power supply that’s actually still in regular rotation, local gamer Willoughby Turner quickly realized that her…
March 22, 2020 HDMI Cord Seemingly Connected to the Abyss HDMI Cord Seemingly Connected to the Abyss SHAMONG, N.J. — After attempting to disconnect her Xbox One, local gamer Kim Mahoney discovered that her HDMI cord was apparently connected to a bottomless…
March 15, 2020 D&D Player Wears Wire to Game After Friends Insist They Won’t Start a Podcast D&D Player Wears Wire to Game After Friends Insist They Won’t Start a Podcast BROOKLYN — Local Dungeon Master Brian Goldberg’s most recent Dungeons and Dragons session ended in controversy yesterday, after the 26-year-old was caught wearing a wire…
September 29, 2018 Inventor of USB Unintentionally Buried Upside Down Inventor of USB Unintentionally Buried Upside Down ASHLAND, Ore. — A throng of mourners were reportedly horrified yesterday when it was revealed that Ajay Bhatt, inventor of the USB port, had been…
