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Man Worried He’ll Never Find Open World Game as Good as HerMan Worried He’ll Never Find Open World Game as Good as Her

Man Worried He’ll Never Find Open World Game as Good as Her

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local gamer Joe Fleming is reportedly worried that Nintendo’s stunning masterpiece Breath of the Wild has ruined…

5 years ago
Wii U Keeps Insisting Nintendo Consoles Have Big ReunionWii U Keeps Insisting Nintendo Consoles Have Big Reunion

Wii U Keeps Insisting Nintendo Consoles Have Big Reunion

KYOTO, Japan — According to complaints from several anonymous home consoles, the Wii U has been repeatedly insisting that all…

5 years ago
Shitty Game Console Looking Forward to Retro StatusShitty Game Console Looking Forward to Retro Status

Shitty Game Console Looking Forward to Retro Status

KYOTO, Japan — Executives at Nintendo are reportedly counting the days until their Wii U console, an underwhelming system released…

7 years ago
New Layer of Dust Coming to Wii UNew Layer of Dust Coming to Wii U

New Layer of Dust Coming to Wii U

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has announced that a collected mass of outdoor minerals and human skin cells will soon be…

7 years ago
“Guy Who Only Wants to Play Melee” Added to Smash Bros Roster“Guy Who Only Wants to Play Melee” Added to Smash Bros Roster

“Guy Who Only Wants to Play Melee” Added to Smash Bros Roster

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo revealed today that the newest addition to the roster of the upcoming Nintendo Switch Super Smash Bros…

7 years ago
Burglar Steals Everything But Wii UBurglar Steals Everything But Wii U

Burglar Steals Everything But Wii U

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — A local burglar, after stealing hundreds of dollars worth of assorted pieces of technology, specifically decided not…

7 years ago
Nintendo Finally Manages to Sell Wii U BoxesNintendo Finally Manages to Sell Wii U Boxes

Nintendo Finally Manages to Sell Wii U Boxes

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today that it will finally be able to make the Wii U a success by…

7 years ago
Nintendo Gearing up for Holiday Season by Destroying Any Remaining StockNintendo Gearing up for Holiday Season by Destroying Any Remaining Stock

Nintendo Gearing up for Holiday Season by Destroying Any Remaining Stock

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo is preparing for the upcoming holiday season by making sure every remaining game and console are destroyed,…

8 years ago
Nintendo Announces Two-Cans-and-a-String Multiplayer SystemNintendo Announces Two-Cans-and-a-String Multiplayer System

Nintendo Announces Two-Cans-and-a-String Multiplayer System

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today the Nintendo String, their new voice-chat product for multiplayer games. The String, a new…

8 years ago