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Man Worried He’ll Never Find Open World Game as Good as Her

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local gamer Joe Fleming is reportedly worried that Nintendo’s stunning masterpiece Breath of the Wild has ruined…

4 years ago

Wii U Keeps Insisting Nintendo Consoles Have Big Reunion

KYOTO, Japan — According to complaints from several anonymous home consoles, the Wii U has been repeatedly insisting that all…

5 years ago

Shitty Game Console Looking Forward to Retro Status

KYOTO, Japan — Executives at Nintendo are reportedly counting the days until their Wii U console, an underwhelming system released…

7 years ago

New Layer of Dust Coming to Wii U

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has announced that a collected mass of outdoor minerals and human skin cells will soon be…

7 years ago

“Guy Who Only Wants to Play Melee” Added to Smash Bros Roster

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo revealed today that the newest addition to the roster of the upcoming Nintendo Switch Super Smash Bros…

7 years ago

Burglar Steals Everything But Wii U

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — A local burglar, after stealing hundreds of dollars worth of assorted pieces of technology, specifically decided not…

7 years ago

Nintendo Finally Manages to Sell Wii U Boxes

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today that it will finally be able to make the Wii U a success by…

7 years ago

Nintendo Gearing up for Holiday Season by Destroying Any Remaining Stock

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo is preparing for the upcoming holiday season by making sure every remaining game and console are destroyed,…

7 years ago

Nintendo Announces Two-Cans-and-a-String Multiplayer System

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today the Nintendo String, their new voice-chat product for multiplayer games. The String, a new…

7 years ago