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Guy Writing In “Waluigi” for President Doesn’t Actually Want Waluigi to Be President

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local voter Martin Frost does not actually want video game character Waluigi to be president, despite writing…

4 years ago

Nintendo Confirms Dry Bones is Uncircumcised for Some Reason

KYOTO, Japan — In a new interview with Famitsu, Nintendo President Shuntaro Furukawa inexplicably veered off topic to confirm that…

4 years ago

We’re Done With Waluigi. From Now On, We’re All In on Dry Bones

We here at Hard Drive, but also we as a culture, have spent a lot of time focusing on Nintendo’s…

4 years ago

Charles Martinet Steps Down as Voice of Mario After Being Unable to Finish Eating Gigantic Bowl of Spaghetti

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Famous Nintendo voice actor Charles Martinet has stepped down as the voice of Mario after failing…

4 years ago

Waluigi Won’t Be in Smash Bros Until He Solves Israel-Palestine Conflict, Says Sakurai

TOKYO — Rubbing his face in frustration, Masahiro Sakurai revealed in an improvised Nintendo Direct this morning that the real…

5 years ago

Purple Smoke Coming From Nintendo HQ Means New Waluigi Chosen

KYOTO, Japan — Onlookers audibly gasped, whispered with excitement, and began to raise their voices in prayer as purple smoke…

6 years ago

Sakurai: Waluigi is Too Big to Fit in Smash Bros

KYOTO, Japan — Masahiro Sakurai, creator of the video game series Super Smash Bros., explained to disappointed fans today that…

6 years ago

Mario Defends Italy’s WW2 Actions in Controversial Interview

NEW DONK CITY — Iconic video game star Mario Mario is under fire for his controversial defense of Italy’s actions…

7 years ago

“Super Waluigi Odyssey” Indefinitely Shelved Due to Excessive Nudity

REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo told fans today that it will not be releasing the previously announced “Super Waluigi Odyssey” in…

7 years ago