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Guy Writing In “Waluigi” for President Doesn’t Actually Want Waluigi to Be PresidentGuy Writing In “Waluigi” for President Doesn’t Actually Want Waluigi to Be President

Guy Writing In “Waluigi” for President Doesn’t Actually Want Waluigi to Be President

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local voter Martin Frost does not actually want video game character Waluigi to be president, despite writing…

4 years ago
Nintendo Confirms Dry Bones is Uncircumcised for Some ReasonNintendo Confirms Dry Bones is Uncircumcised for Some Reason

Nintendo Confirms Dry Bones is Uncircumcised for Some Reason

KYOTO, Japan — In a new interview with Famitsu, Nintendo President Shuntaro Furukawa inexplicably veered off topic to confirm that…

5 years ago
We’re Done With Waluigi. From Now On, We’re All In on Dry BonesWe’re Done With Waluigi. From Now On, We’re All In on Dry Bones

We’re Done With Waluigi. From Now On, We’re All In on Dry Bones

We here at Hard Drive, but also we as a culture, have spent a lot of time focusing on Nintendo’s…

5 years ago
Charles Martinet Steps Down as Voice of Mario After Being Unable to Finish Eating Gigantic Bowl of SpaghettiCharles Martinet Steps Down as Voice of Mario After Being Unable to Finish Eating Gigantic Bowl of Spaghetti

Charles Martinet Steps Down as Voice of Mario After Being Unable to Finish Eating Gigantic Bowl of Spaghetti

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Famous Nintendo voice actor Charles Martinet has stepped down as the voice of Mario after failing…

5 years ago
Waluigi Won’t Be in Smash Bros Until He Solves Israel-Palestine Conflict, Says SakuraiWaluigi Won’t Be in Smash Bros Until He Solves Israel-Palestine Conflict, Says Sakurai

Waluigi Won’t Be in Smash Bros Until He Solves Israel-Palestine Conflict, Says Sakurai

TOKYO — Rubbing his face in frustration, Masahiro Sakurai revealed in an improvised Nintendo Direct this morning that the real…

6 years ago
Purple Smoke Coming From Nintendo HQ Means New Waluigi ChosenPurple Smoke Coming From Nintendo HQ Means New Waluigi Chosen

Purple Smoke Coming From Nintendo HQ Means New Waluigi Chosen

KYOTO, Japan — Onlookers audibly gasped, whispered with excitement, and began to raise their voices in prayer as purple smoke…

6 years ago
Sakurai: Waluigi is Too Big to Fit in Smash BrosSakurai: Waluigi is Too Big to Fit in Smash Bros

Sakurai: Waluigi is Too Big to Fit in Smash Bros

KYOTO, Japan — Masahiro Sakurai, creator of the video game series Super Smash Bros., explained to disappointed fans today that…

7 years ago
Mario Defends Italy’s WW2 Actions in Controversial InterviewMario Defends Italy’s WW2 Actions in Controversial Interview

Mario Defends Italy’s WW2 Actions in Controversial Interview

NEW DONK CITY — Iconic video game star Mario Mario is under fire for his controversial defense of Italy’s actions…

7 years ago
“Super Waluigi Odyssey” Indefinitely Shelved Due to Excessive Nudity“Super Waluigi Odyssey” Indefinitely Shelved Due to Excessive Nudity

“Super Waluigi Odyssey” Indefinitely Shelved Due to Excessive Nudity

REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo told fans today that it will not be releasing the previously announced “Super Waluigi Odyssey” in…

7 years ago