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Director of Upcoming Game ‘Shoot JFK in the Fucking Head’ Insists It Won’t Be Political in Nature

LOS ANGELES — The director of an upcoming first person shooter set in Dallas during the 1960s, Shoot JFK in…

4 years ago

Tense, Grim, and Violent: Our Review of ‘The Last Of Us Part 2’ Discourse

Navigating the discourse surrounding highly anticipated video games, much like the apocalypse, is a constant struggle for survival. Discussion about…

4 years ago

Violent Video Game Linked to Real Life Violence

NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has found a potential link between violent video games where players…

4 years ago

New Tax on Violent Video Games Encourages Kids to Get Outside, Kill Real People for Once

PHILADELPHIA — The Pennsylvania State Legislature introduced a bill this week proposing an additional tax on violent video games, in…

6 years ago

If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me?

All great scientists are called maniacs in their time, and I am no exception.  Is it “crazy” to conduct your…

7 years ago

Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster

WASHINGTON — Fans of recycled arguments rejoiced earlier this week, as President Donald Trump unveiled an updated, high definition remaster…

7 years ago

Teen Practicing for School Shooting in PUBG Keeps Getting Killed Before Finding Weapon

DENVER ­— Dylan Maris, 16, reportedly practiced for a school shooting using the popular violent video game PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds late…

7 years ago

Study Suggests Link Between Violent Video Games and Some Goddamn Time to Myself for One Night

WORCESTER, Mass. — A new landmark study published today by my fiancée and son suggests a strong link between violent…

7 years ago

Violent Video Games Taught My Son to Escape the Cage I Kept Him in and Kill People

When you expose your children to violent video games, it alters the chemicals in their brains as they mature. Their…

7 years ago