February 24, 2018 Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster WASHINGTON — Fans of recycled arguments rejoiced earlier this week, as President Donald Trump unveiled an updated, high definition remaster of the allegation that video…
February 22, 2018 Video Games Must Be Art Because I Don’t Feel Bad Stealing Them Video Games Must Be Art Because I Don’t Feel Bad Stealing Them A common thought shared by the generation preceding mine is that video games are not to be considered art, even if they do have merit…
August 15, 2017 New America’s Army Drone Warfare Expansion Features Suspiciously Lifelike Graphics New America’s Army Drone Warfare Expansion Features Suspiciously Lifelike Graphics SAN DIEGO, Cali. — Aerial Domination, the new drone-themed expansion pack for the Army-sponsored military shooter America’s Army, has earned acclaim for its bleeding-edge graphics,…
June 19, 2017 Football Coach Wins 5 Championships by Calling Only Fake Field Goals Football Coach Wins 5 Championships by Calling Only Fake Field Goals JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Seattle head coach Mike Rubino celebrated his fifth Super Bowl win Sunday night after calling exclusively fake field goals on his way…
May 21, 2017 Top Ranked Call of Duty Player Also Noted Race Scholar Top Ranked Call of Duty Player Also Noted Race Scholar COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local student Hollis Wheaton gave a groundbreaking lecture last night on American race relations while holding the top spot in a game…
June 16, 2016 16-Year-Old Skateboarder Finds Secret Tape In Airport 16-Year-Old Skateboarder Finds Secret Tape In Airport CHICAGO – Skateboarder Scott Sikes discovered a very rare VHS tape while exploring O’Hare International Airport’s best lines and rails earlier this week, putting to…
