video games

Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster

WASHINGTON — Fans of recycled arguments rejoiced earlier this week, as President Donald Trump unveiled an updated, high definition remaster…

7 years ago

Video Games Must Be Art Because I Don’t Feel Bad Stealing Them

A common thought shared by the generation preceding mine is that video games are not to be considered art, even…

7 years ago

New America’s Army Drone Warfare Expansion Features Suspiciously Lifelike Graphics

SAN DIEGO, Cali. — Aerial Domination, the new drone-themed expansion pack for the Army-sponsored military shooter America’s Army, has earned…

7 years ago

Football Coach Wins 5 Championships by Calling Only Fake Field Goals

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Seattle head coach Mike Rubino celebrated his fifth Super Bowl win Sunday night after calling exclusively fake…

7 years ago

Top Ranked Call of Duty Player Also Noted Race Scholar

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local student Hollis Wheaton gave a groundbreaking lecture last night on American race relations while holding the…

8 years ago

16-Year-Old Skateboarder Finds Secret Tape In Airport

CHICAGO - Skateboarder Scott Sikes discovered a very rare VHS tape while exploring O’Hare International Airport’s best lines and rails…

8 years ago