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Number of Video Games Worldwide Hits Record HighNumber of Video Games Worldwide Hits Record High

Number of Video Games Worldwide Hits Record High

WASHINGTON — Experts have released a troubling new report that the number of video games worldwide has hit a record…

5 years ago
Opinion: Video Games are for Children. If You’re an Adult, You Should Stare at a Wall Until You Fucking DieOpinion: Video Games are for Children. If You’re an Adult, You Should Stare at a Wall Until You Fucking Die

Opinion: Video Games are for Children. If You’re an Adult, You Should Stare at Wall Until You Fucking Die

Listen, here’s the deal: there is absolutely nothing wrong with liking video games if you’re a child, but that needs…

5 years ago
Fuck It: Gamers CanceledFuck It: Gamers Canceled

Fuck It: Gamers Canceled

WORLDWIDE — The Super Smash Bros. community is in shock today after dozens of people came forward with sexual assault…

5 years ago
Violent Video Game Linked to Real Life ViolenceViolent Video Game Linked to Real Life Violence

Violent Video Game Linked to Real Life Violence

NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has found a potential link between violent video games where players…

5 years ago
160 Million Americans Added to Suspected Terrorist List160 Million Americans Added to Suspected Terrorist List

160 Million Americans Added to Suspected Terrorist List

WASHINGTON — The United States government has added the over 160 million Americans that play video games to a growing…

6 years ago
Nintendo Unveils Switch Heavy for Gamers Who ‘Don’t Care About Playing on the Go’Nintendo Unveils Switch Heavy for Gamers Who ‘Don’t Care About Playing on the Go’

Nintendo Unveils Switch Heavy for Gamers Who ‘Don’t Care About Playing on the Go’

KYOTO — A Nintendo video presentation Tuesday morning unveiled the Nintendo Switch Heavy, a new model of the console specifically…

6 years ago
Doctors Recommend Zero Hours of Gaming Per DayDoctors Recommend Zero Hours of Gaming Per Day

Doctors Recommend Zero Hours of Gaming Per Day

SAN FRANCISCO — A nationwide coalition of physicians held an event today detailing their recommendation for Americans to spend zero…

6 years ago
New Tax on Violent Video Games Encourages Kids to Get Outside, Kill Real People for OnceNew Tax on Violent Video Games Encourages Kids to Get Outside, Kill Real People for Once

New Tax on Violent Video Games Encourages Kids to Get Outside, Kill Real People for Once

PHILADELPHIA — The Pennsylvania State Legislature introduced a bill this week proposing an additional tax on violent video games, in…

6 years ago
If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me?If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me?

If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me?

All great scientists are called maniacs in their time, and I am no exception.  Is it “crazy” to conduct your…

7 years ago