video games

Number of Video Games Worldwide Hits Record High

WASHINGTON — Experts have released a troubling new report that the number of video games worldwide has hit a record…

4 years ago

Opinion: Video Games are for Children. If You’re an Adult, You Should Stare at Wall Until You Fucking Die

Listen, here’s the deal: there is absolutely nothing wrong with liking video games if you’re a child, but that needs…

4 years ago

Fuck It: Gamers Canceled

WORLDWIDE — The Super Smash Bros. community is in shock today after dozens of people came forward with sexual assault…

4 years ago

Violent Video Game Linked to Real Life Violence

NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has found a potential link between violent video games where players…

4 years ago

160 Million Americans Added to Suspected Terrorist List

WASHINGTON — The United States government has added the over 160 million Americans that play video games to a growing…

5 years ago

Nintendo Unveils Switch Heavy for Gamers Who ‘Don’t Care About Playing on the Go’

KYOTO — A Nintendo video presentation Tuesday morning unveiled the Nintendo Switch Heavy, a new model of the console specifically…

5 years ago

Doctors Recommend Zero Hours of Gaming Per Day

SAN FRANCISCO — A nationwide coalition of physicians held an event today detailing their recommendation for Americans to spend zero…

6 years ago

New Tax on Violent Video Games Encourages Kids to Get Outside, Kill Real People for Once

PHILADELPHIA — The Pennsylvania State Legislature introduced a bill this week proposing an additional tax on violent video games, in…

6 years ago

If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me?

All great scientists are called maniacs in their time, and I am no exception.  Is it “crazy” to conduct your…

7 years ago