video game

Stranger Wearing Shirt of Game You Like Would Probably Really Like to Talk About It

RICHMOND, Va. — A recent study conducted at the University of Richmond suggests that more often than not, that stranger…

3 years ago

Want to Write About Video Games? Here’s 4,000 Blank Lines So You Can Print This Article and Get Started

It's hard to break into the video game journalism industry. That's why we wanted to give you a leg up!…

4 years ago

Video Game Enemies Circulate Anonymous Spreadsheet to Share Max HP and Equipment Info

GRUGG’S CASTLE — In an effort to increase transparency about fair hiring practices and compensation, a group of video game…

4 years ago

Teen Inspired to Reenact Video Game Violence in Real Life Can’t Get Seed Funding to Build Roller Coaster

BOISE, Idaho — Troubled sophomore Blaise Porter’s plans for mass vengeance have been slowly dashed by the tough business realities…

4 years ago

Miniboss Laying It on Little Thick With Pre-Battle Speech

REALM OF DISDAIN — Shortly before losing a recent battle with an adventurer, local mid-level demon Ulgruuf the Unyielding reportedly…

4 years ago

Gamer Downloads Hot New Multiplayer Game Just in Time for Friends to Move On

BANGOR, Maine — Local gamer Ned Price finally downloaded a multiplayer game his friends have been playing nonstop for weeks,…

4 years ago

Game Not Nearly Difficult Enough to Justify This Many Power-Ups

METHUEN, Mass. — Guessing that he could probably blow through the second half of the game without picking up a…

4 years ago

Anti-Video Game Senator Caught Blowing Nintendo Cartridge in Airport Bathroom

NEW YORK CITY —  Notorious anti-video game Senator Bob Sandleson was found this weekend blowing a video game cartridge inside…

4 years ago

My List of 45 Things Gay Character Needs In Order for Me to Think They’re Necessary

Thanks to the virtue signaling politics of Hollywood, it seems that gays in modern media are harder to avoid than…

4 years ago