May 29, 2021 Stranger Wearing Shirt of Game You Like Would Probably Really Like to Talk About It Stranger Wearing Shirt of Game You Like Would Probably Really Like to Talk About It RICHMOND, Va. — A recent study conducted at the University of Richmond suggests that more often than not, that stranger wearing a shirt of your…
April 14, 2021 Want to Write About Video Games? Here’s 4,000 Blank Lines So You Can Print This Article and Get Started Want to Write About Video Games? Here’s 4,000 Blank Lines So You Can Print This Article and Get Started It’s hard to break into the video game journalism industry. That’s why we wanted to give you a leg up! _________________________________________ _________________________________________ _________________________________________ _________________________________________ _________________________________________…
November 23, 2020 Video Game Enemies Circulate Anonymous Spreadsheet to Share Max HP and Equipment Info Video Game Enemies Circulate Anonymous Spreadsheet to Share Max HP and Equipment Info GRUGG’S CASTLE — In an effort to increase transparency about fair hiring practices and compensation, a group of video game enemies employed as guards at…
November 16, 2020 Teen Inspired to Reenact Video Game Violence in Real Life Can’t Get Seed Funding to Build Roller Coaster Teen Inspired to Reenact Video Game Violence in Real Life Can’t Get Seed Funding to Build Roller Coaster BOISE, Idaho — Troubled sophomore Blaise Porter’s plans for mass vengeance have been slowly dashed by the tough business realities of building a roller coaster,…
October 18, 2020 Miniboss Laying It on a Little Thick With Pre-Battle Speech Miniboss Laying It on a Little Thick With Pre-Battle Speech REALM OF DISDAIN — Shortly before losing a recent battle with an adventurer, local mid-level demon Ulgruuf the Unyielding reportedly got a bit carried away…
October 16, 2020 Gamer Downloads Hot New Multiplayer Game Just in Time for Friends to Move On Gamer Downloads Hot New Multiplayer Game Just in Time for Friends to Move On BANGOR, Maine — Local gamer Ned Price finally downloaded a multiplayer game his friends have been playing nonstop for weeks, only to discover that they’ve…
August 25, 2020 Game Not Nearly Difficult Enough to Justify This Many Power-Ups Game Not Nearly Difficult Enough to Justify This Many Power-Ups METHUEN, Mass. — Guessing that he could probably blow through the second half of the game without picking up a single accessory or stat modifier,…
August 1, 2020 Anti-Video Game Senator Caught Blowing Nintendo Cartridge in Airport Bathroom Anti-Video Game Senator Caught Blowing Nintendo Cartridge in Airport Bathroom NEW YORK CITY — Notorious anti-video game Senator Bob Sandleson was found this weekend blowing a video game cartridge inside a bathroom stall in JFK…
June 13, 2020 My List of 45 Things a Gay Character Needs In Order for Me to Think They’re Necessary My List of 45 Things a Gay Character Needs In Order for Me to Think They’re Necessary Thanks to the virtue signaling politics of Hollywood, it seems that gays in modern media are harder to avoid than ever. Just last week, I…
