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Valorant Player Disappointment to All His Friends in Real Life Too

GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen continues to frustrate his friends with a total lack of awareness and poor…

4 years ago

Apparently the Only Way to Get ‘Valorant’ Key Now Is to Click On This Article

LOS ANGELES — In a totally surprising turn of events that we’re just as surprised about as you are, Riot…

5 years ago

Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Swears ‘Valorant’ Is Going to Be Different

GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen, who has sucked shit at every single video game he has ever played,…

5 years ago