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Earth 616 Residents Wary of New Vaccine Developed by Team of Brilliant ScientistsEarth 616 Residents Wary of New Vaccine Developed by Team of Brilliant Scientists

Earth 616 Residents Wary of New Vaccine Developed by Team of Brilliant Scientists

NEW YORK — Residents of Earth 616’s New York City are reportedly wary of a new COVID-19 vaccine that was…

4 years ago
Bill and Melinda Gates Split Up In Fiery Argument Over Best Way to Prevent Poor Countries From Getting VaccinesBill and Melinda Gates Split Up In Fiery Argument Over Best Way to Prevent Poor Countries From Getting Vaccines

Bill and Melinda Gates Split Up In Fiery Argument Over Best Way to Prevent Poor Countries From Getting Vaccines

SEATTLE — Business owners and philanthropists Bill and Melinda Gates have announced that they are divorcing after 27 years of…

4 years ago
Nation Hooked on New In-Browser Clicker GameNation Hooked on New In-Browser Clicker Game

Nation Hooked on New In-Browser Clicker Game

WASHINGTON — Americans are all flocking to a new clicker game hosted on the CVS website entitled Schedule Your COVID…

4 years ago
Vaccinated Gamer Unlocks ‘Social Gathering’ Skill TreeVaccinated Gamer Unlocks ‘Social Gathering’ Skill Tree

Vaccinated Gamer Unlocks ‘Social Gathering’ Skill Tree

NEW YORK — Local gamer Caroline Silva unlocked the ‘social gathering’ skill tree on her abilities menu exactly two weeks…

4 years ago
U.S. Government Reaches Agreement With Wario64 to Announce COVID Vaccine AvailabilityU.S. Government Reaches Agreement With Wario64 to Announce COVID Vaccine Availability

U.S. Government Reaches Agreement With Wario64 to Announce COVID Vaccine Availability

WASHINGTON — The United States Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has reached an agreement with popular video game deals…

4 years ago
Albert Wesker Controversially Among First to Receive T-Virus VaccineAlbert Wesker Controversially Among First to Receive T-Virus Vaccine

Albert Wesker Controversially Among First to Receive T-Virus Vaccine

RACCOON CITY — Albert Wesker, a former commanding officer of the highly decorated Alpha Team of the STARS division of…

4 years ago