July 12, 2020 Fact Check: It’s Called ‘Shrimp Fried Rice’ Not Because a Shrimp Fried the Rice Itself, But In Fact Because the Fried Rice Contains Shrimp In It Fact Check: It’s Called ‘Shrimp Fried Rice’ Not Because a Shrimp Fried the Rice Itself, But In Fact Because the Fried Rice Contains Shrimp In It Recently we have been seeing a multitude of people on social media claiming that Shrimp Fried Rice got its name from the fact that a…
June 23, 2020 Twitter User Pins Moment They Peaked Twitter User Pins Moment They Peaked MIDLOTHIAN, Texas — Twitter user Sarah Criss recently pinned the greatest accomplishment she’ll ever achieve, an observational joke about American’s eating habits and the national…
March 13, 2020 Hideo Kojima Either Teasing Death Stranding Sequel Or Just Tweeting Photos Of Different Boxes He Likes Hideo Kojima Either Teasing Death Stranding Sequel Or Just Tweeting Photos Of Different Boxes He Likes TOKYO — Hideo Kojima fans are obsessively looking for clues in the director’s latest string of cryptic tweets, which sources say could either be teasing…
February 3, 2020 Aspiring Terrorist Deletes Every Mean Tweet About ISIS After Applying for Job There Aspiring Terrorist Deletes Every Mean Tweet About ISIS After Applying for Job There KANSAS CITY, Miss. — Local rabble rouser and aspiring terrorist Shaun Norris reportedly deleted all of his social media posts criticizing the Islamic State of…
January 25, 2020 Shitty Ass Video Doesn’t Have Goddamn Captions Shitty Ass Video Doesn’t Have Goddamn Captions GREENVILLE, S.C. — Social media user Katie Orkin was seen mumbling curse words under her breath and clenching her fist in frustration earlier this week…
August 14, 2019 Relaunched StumbleUpon Shuffles User Between Twitter, Reddit, and Facebook Relaunched StumbleUpon Shuffles User Between Twitter, Reddit, and Facebook SAN FRANCISCO — The creators of the once-popular website StumbleUpon announced today they are relaunching the service for the modern internet era and will allow…
July 20, 2019 Mark Hamill Cosplayer Spends Entire Convention on Twitter Mark Hamill Cosplayer Spends Entire Convention on Twitter SAN DIEGO — A devoted Mark Hamill impersonator has reportedly spent the entirety of this weekend’s San Diego Comic Con using Twitter, refusing to break…
June 10, 2019 Mortal Kombat Adds New Fatality Where You Cancel Your Opponent on Social Media Mortal Kombat Adds New Fatality Where You Cancel Your Opponent on Social Media CHICAGO — NetherRealm Studios announced the next Mortal Kombat 11 patch will give every character a brand-new finishing move that savagely ends the losing Kombatant…
March 15, 2019 James Gunn Rehired by Marvel in Unprecedented Victory For White Men James Gunn Rehired by Marvel in Unprecedented Victory For White Men LOS ANGELES — Disney has reinstated James Gunn as writer/director on Marvel’s upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, finally giving white men everywhere an…
