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“Well I Stan Your Father,” Explains Mom After First Day of Twitter

MILWAUKEE, Wisc. — Local mother and new addition to the Twitter community Eileen Sommer reportedly announced to her family today,…

6 years ago

Twitter Heavily Considering Removing ‘Tweet’ Button

SAN FRANCISCO — Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey announced today that the social media site is heavily considering removing the “tweet”…

6 years ago

Woman Buys Game Just to Understand Memes

AUSTIN, Texas — Local gamer Christine McNamara bought a full-price $60 version of popular video game Overwatch today solely to…

6 years ago

God Resigns After Discovery of Old Testament

HEAVEN — Succumbing to public outcry after the shocking discovery of an Old Testament written by Himself, God, the Father…

6 years ago

This Guy Made Fully Functioning Computer in Minecraft That Blocks @notch on Twitter

Whoa! We spoke to the brilliant Cody Bigley today, who used hundreds of thousands of blocks in the virtual world…

7 years ago