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Fact Check: It’s Called ‘Shrimp Fried Rice’ Not Because Shrimp Fried the Rice Itself, But In Fact Because the Fried Rice Contains Shrimp In It

Recently we have been seeing a multitude of people on social media claiming that Shrimp Fried Rice got its name…

4 years ago

Twitter User Pins Moment They Peaked

MIDLOTHIAN, Texas — Twitter user Sarah Criss recently pinned the greatest accomplishment she’ll ever achieve, an observational joke about American’s…

4 years ago

Hideo Kojima Either Teasing Death Stranding Sequel Or Just Tweeting Photos Of Different Boxes He Likes

TOKYO — Hideo Kojima fans are obsessively looking for clues in the director’s latest string of cryptic tweets, which sources…

5 years ago

Aspiring Terrorist Deletes Every Mean Tweet About ISIS After Applying for Job There

KANSAS CITY, Miss. — Local rabble rouser and aspiring terrorist Shaun Norris reportedly deleted all of his social media posts…

5 years ago

Shitty Ass Video Doesn’t Have Goddamn Captions

GREENVILLE, S.C. — Social media user Katie Orkin was seen mumbling curse words under her breath and clenching her fist…

5 years ago

Relaunched StumbleUpon Shuffles User Between Twitter, Reddit, and Facebook

SAN FRANCISCO — The creators of the once-popular website StumbleUpon announced today they are relaunching the service for the modern…

5 years ago

Mark Hamill Cosplayer Spends Entire Convention on Twitter

SAN DIEGO  — A devoted Mark Hamill impersonator has reportedly spent the entirety of this weekend’s San Diego Comic Con…

5 years ago

Mortal Kombat Adds New Fatality Where You Cancel Your Opponent on Social Media

CHICAGO — NetherRealm Studios announced the next Mortal Kombat 11 patch will give every character a brand-new finishing move that…

5 years ago

James Gunn Rehired by Marvel in Unprecedented Victory For White Men

LOS ANGELES — Disney has reinstated James Gunn as writer/director on Marvel’s upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, finally…

6 years ago